Sub Zero weather

[Abbynormal]

Ain't nothin' worse than workin' outside in subzero weather, getting froze to the bone and then coming in to warm up and realizing I have to pee.

And having ice cold hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Doug M.]

Yes there is. Having pepper spray on them.

 

[Muddyboot]

Ain't nothin' worse than workin' outside in subzero weather, getting froze to the bone and then coming in to warm up and realizing I have to pee.

And having ice cold hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least you get to come inside where its warm to pee, try making number 2 in a porta-john in this weather.............

 

[steelslaver]

Wait till your working outside and its -40f (not counting wind chill) and the crapper is just a metal outhouse. Your pee makes a little mount in the snow and spit bounces. Sometimes I miss my youth in the oilfield, sometimes I don't.

But, that's better than taking a leak while commercial fishing in Alaska and finding out you had some red jelly fish on your hand. That can remind you for quite a while.

 

[islamoradamark]

i hate jelly fish full wet suit hood and gloves still get stung on lips and forhead

 

[Doug M.]

I have a funny feeling that I am not the only one who has made the error I described. It was ... educational.

 

[dougb1946]

Actually there is. It's standing in front of the stool having to get rid of three cups of coffee, and having to fight through coveralls, pants, long johns, and shorts, with cold hands and frozen zippers.

I've heard a two holer can be exciting below zero.

 

[RonJ]

I'm kind of ashamed to admit this but.......remember a while back when I talked about being so anemic that I needed 4 1/2 units of blood?
Well, when the nurse asked for a urine sample I was so shrunken down I couldn't find it! That's really embarrassing when the nurse is standing there watching you.
When you are receiving blood you're on 24 hour watch.

 

[ILLWIND]

If its really cold out, just "snow" in your pants.