tyusclan
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A single mom had two very active, very mischievous boys who always seemed to be getting into trouble about something. Mom just couldn't seem to get a handle on them.
She was relating to her pastor how difficult it was to discipline the boys and get them in line. The pastor asked if she would like for him to counsel with the boys and see if he could help. She said that she thought that would be a fine idea.
The day for the appointment came, and Mom took the boys to see the pastor. He took the older brother into his office first, and left the younger outside the door in a chair.
Pastor looks across the desk at the boy and says, "Son, do you know where God is?"
The boy's eyes grow wide, and he starts looking around the office but doesn't say anything.
Again, the pastor asks, "Son, do you know where God is?"
The boy's eyes grow even wider, but again doesn't answer.
"Son, listen to me. Do you know where God is?"
At this point the boy jumps up, runs out of the office, grabs his brother's arm, and says, "Come on! God's missin' and they think we had somethin' to do with it!"
She was relating to her pastor how difficult it was to discipline the boys and get them in line. The pastor asked if she would like for him to counsel with the boys and see if he could help. She said that she thought that would be a fine idea.
The day for the appointment came, and Mom took the boys to see the pastor. He took the older brother into his office first, and left the younger outside the door in a chair.
Pastor looks across the desk at the boy and says, "Son, do you know where God is?"
The boy's eyes grow wide, and he starts looking around the office but doesn't say anything.
Again, the pastor asks, "Son, do you know where God is?"
The boy's eyes grow even wider, but again doesn't answer.
"Son, listen to me. Do you know where God is?"
At this point the boy jumps up, runs out of the office, grabs his brother's arm, and says, "Come on! God's missin' and they think we had somethin' to do with it!"
