the things we did to dad

When we were traveling to Alaska back in '53 on the early Alcan Highway we stopped somewhere to eat breakfast, I was around 2 years old. They put some mush in front of me and for some reason I wouldn't eat it, my dad was irate and took me out behind the shack and paddled me...I ate the mush.
Years later I was around 15 or 16, a buddy and I had been exploring a cave in the nearby mountains and were late getting back by hours, my mother was beside herself and about ready to call the Sheriff's Posse when we came into view. All she said was "You wait for your father to get home." He came home late as usual and I met him at the door, he said "Are you OK?" I said "Yes Sir" He said "Is Jeff OK?" I said "Yes Sir" and BAM he gave me the back of his hand and sent me sprawling in the coat closet. He picked me up and said "You know why I did that?" I said "No Sir" He said "Because I love you."
Thats it, the only two times I think I ever really upset my dad, we didn't spend alot of time together until I moved in with him after having had enough of my mother, we had that much in common. We lived together in his little batchelor pad behind his office, it was great...we were both lousy housekeepers and once had a cantalope plant growing out of the sink that neither one of us had the heart to pull out, it finally grew out of the sink and was heading for the light coming through the window, my girlfriend had trouble with the blocked sink and pulled it out while trying to clean up the kitchen. That was the best time I had with my dad, we batched together for close to a year, ate alot of t.v. dinners.
 
My dad was an electrician for the long Island railroad. He brought home a dry cell battery box with an extremely loud buzzer mounted on it. He was doing some electrical work in the house. And used the box to ring wires so he knew which ones he wanted. Stuck the box under the bed while he was sleeping. Touched two wire and the buzzer went off. Nothing happened, did it again same result. So we decided to leave the wires attached for a longer time. That did it. He jumped out of the bed and found the battery box. We took off as we decided we had better not be around when he came downstairs. Mom had heard the box buzzing and by the time we came flying down the stairs she was cracking up. Next day the box went back to work. Frank
 
When I was in middle school, I remember in class we had our desks grouped into four desks. Two facing two. There was a tiny gap in the center, and this class clown was trying to get my to look down it so he could give a quick whack. Well I guess after him being unsuccessful, he decided to look down it on his own. I was quick and gave him a good whack.

We ended up in the principals office, and were told the stunt would land us both in after school detention. I talked to my father, pleading he get me out of the extra hour detention. He called the principal and somehow I wound up with a Saturday detention :rolleyes:
 
In 1st grade I brought a kitchen knife to school because there was going to be cake!

In 1st grade I ran around the house like a stealthy ninja and stole money from everyone. Mom, dad, grandma. I was going to give it back, just wanted to show of in school to other kids.

1st grade, maybd 2nd. Stole ice cream. Class mate rated me out

All those ended with a butt whooping.

7 years old. While playing at my cousin's house on the swings......the type of swing that made out of rope and knots hold the wood planks in place. My cousin, who was the same age, got her head stuck in between those wooden planks. I freaked out and ran home but didn't tell anyone. She was there stuck like that for a few hours. More butt whooping followed.

Playing outside, trying to hit a rock with a stick I swung and hit my other cousin in the nose, she was behind me. Freaked out and ran away. I was 7 she was 5. Leaving a 5 year old in the middle of the street crying and bleeding.

Decided to play a joke on dad. Went to our only tv and turned the brightes and contrast to black and the volume to mute. This way when he turned it on it would appear to be off. He tried on and off several times, played with the antena, tried unplugging it...etc...etc...When I finally showed him what I did I went flying across the room.

At my friend's apartment we made water balloons and threw them down at people. Ended up hitting someone who knew his parents. We both got a butt whooping by his mom.

All this and more before I turned 9
 
As far as I remember, I never made my dad THAT angry. He had a very abusive father, and swore he'd never put us through what he went through.

That being said, there WERE a couple times he'd get this look on his face that said "I'm willing to die to kill you right now". But I don't remember what it was I did.

Only time I ever messed with him would be when I was a kid out hunting with him. I'd sneakily rustle some leaves and his head would be going back and forth like a prairie dog looking for the "deer". I didn't tell him I did that until I was an adult.
 
Failing to live up to my potential and believing house rules were for others were probably my two biggest. I frequently heard the "You kids make me so damn mad I could swear" sent in my direction.
OTOH, he let us use his tools, showed us how and what not to use when he was gone. Welders were OK but power saws were not. He demanded a lot and rewarded a lot, it just took a few years to see it.
 
My Mom and dad left town for the weekend..I was 15 and thought it might be a good idea to take my Dads work car for a drive..It was a '55 Chevy Nomad, with a tool box in back with his hand tools inside..I picked up a couple of buddies and went for a heck of a ride..Well the tool box tipped over and the tools were scattered all over the back of the car..
No way I could get the tools the way he had them arranged in the box..
BUSTED ! He was not a happy camper..I tried to blame him for leaving the car key's behind..That didn't fly either..:o
 
I did a lot of things to piss my dad off, way to many things to list. I sometimes wonder if that is why I was blessed with satins daughter.
Sure do miss him and his stories.
 
Back in the 60's I would always used Dads Buick Riviera to go to the Drive In Movies.. The car was huge and would maybe get 8 miles to the gallon.. One Monday evening I got home from my afternoon job and sitting at the table was Dad and a Beer Can with a big dent in the side (beer cans were made of heavy tin back then).. Guess what rolled under the Brake Pedal when I was pulling into the gas station this morning ?? For over 45 years he never let me forget that day.. and laughingly remind my kids...
Rest In Peace Dad I miss you every day
 
I wish I could remember all the stupid stuff I did to my dad & other father figures growing up, but its probably good I was too young to remember some of it.. Some of the safer things I can remember are below..

My father was a memphis police officer... One time he ran by the house to get something, while he was in his patrol car.. I snuck outside & got in the back seat, only to find out there were no door handles to get out.. I just knew I was in trouble so I hid.. He left the house with me hiding in back.. He wasn't too happy to have to cart me back to the house..

Mom & dad had an electric blanket with dual controls. He worked late shift & would get home around midnight.. I used to switch the controls on their blankets.. Mom would freeze & keep cutting her's up, dad would burn up & keep cutting his side down.. Took them a while to figure that out & neither of them were too happy w/me :)

I used to steal his cigarettes like a dummy.. I can still here my mom reaming him out for smoking way too much, when in fact it was because me & my cousin had stole so many smokes from him..


Now that I have a son, I'm getting paid back 10x for the stupid stuff I did.. I'm going to write a book on the stuff my son has done, one day, and make a fortune !
 
I know I really POed my father and he never got over it. Dad was a undertake, four of his brothers (in different parts of the state were also) most of my cousins both male and female took up the business.
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As for me I wanted no part of it as I got older. Yes I worked at the business till I got older and found a decent job. Got into a big argument when I was about 17 and told him I was not going to do that kind of work.

I'm just not gated to that kind of work, seeing the business first hand you really have to be dedicated and it was not my bag. I was an only child so when dad got older (78) he sold the business and retired, and never let me live it down.

So I went out and busted my butt, and made a good living. At least I believe I was much happier that way!
 
I misused my dad's tools and that was bad as he was a tool and die maker and his tools were special.
Worst thing though was to get him on the toboggan and head down the hill we knew had a drop-off half way down. My brother and I bail off before the toboggan goes airborne with dad still in it and laugh our butts off until he crashes but fortunately wasn't hurt. We caught heck for the stunt and got a lecture about what if he got hurt and couldn't work and support us. At least we were too old for his belt by then but learned a lesson.
 
I angered my dad plenty with two April Fools trick that I played on him, when I was younger than ten years old.

Dad liked the occasional cigar. So, I gave him a cigar. He did not like the part when the cigar exploded in his face.

I put salt in the sugar bowl. Dad was angry when he had his morning coffee ruined. He was REALLY angry when the salt ruined his second cup of coffee, and I finally told him why his coffee was terrible.

Your post just triggered a long lest memory..

I bought my dad on Fathers Day a box of what appeared to be See's chocolates..They smelled of chocolate, but were rubber...
Dad was a jokster, but didn't like to be the brunt of the joke, so much..

Funny thing was he used the rubber chocolates on quite a few of his friends..He would show the guests the "chocolates".. and invite them to enjoy..Then he would leave the room as he couldn't keep his laughter in...


Looking back, Dad got a lot of use out of it...:)
 
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Too many "things" to list. I was a jerk when I was a teenager. When I got over that, Dad and I became pretty close. He was a good father, whose patience was sorely tried. I miss him.
 
My uncle Ed never had any children so he was able to afford new cars (this was before leasing) every 2 years. It was a nice warm summer day, and he had just bought a new Cadillac and was showing it off to everyone, afterwards everyone returned inside the house. I placed a fake pile of dog poop on the passenger side floor of the car. I called uncle Ed out and told him that the dog had an accident in his car...

Everyone else thought it was funny
 
When I was about 7 we lived up on top of a steep hill that had a winding road at the bottom. For some reason I thought it would be a challenge to see how far I could throw rocks past the roadway. There was never any cars out where we lived, but of all days a state cruiser was passing at the exact same time and I ended up busting out the back windshield. The officer stepped out of the car, looked up and saw me. I was so scared and ran. A few minutes later he's knocking on our door as I was hiding in the closet scared to death. My dad went to answer and to make a long story short dad had to pay for the damages and I got a belt whipping.

My dad still brings up that story about once a year but we laugh about it now.
 
Boy I miss my Dad. I did a lot of stupid stuff. He never got angry, he was too smart. He grew up tough and expected the same of me. I really feel sorry for all the kids who don't have a strong father, I know they are lost.
 
Only thing I did was use up a large portion of his carbide to make grenades for use in the pond!!! That was fun - and dangerous...

Then when I was 11 he left home for some barfly and he never came back.........:confused:
 
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