Have I told y'all about the three legged chickens? There was a traveling salesman over in Arkansas the other day. He was on some back roads between Hot Springs and Little Rock. Was doing about 35 mph and looked out his window. There were some chickens running along side in the ditch. He bumped it up to 40, 50 finally 60 mph and the chickens were staying right with him. All of a sudden they made a hard right turn up a driveway. Salesman turned the car around and went up the drive after them. Farmer sitting on the porch. Salesman asks, say did you see those chickens that just came up your driveway? Farmer says, yep. Salesman says I was doing 60 mph down the road and those chickens stayed right with me. Farmer says, yep those are three legged chickens. Said he bred them special. On Sunday they would kill a chicken for dinner. Dad, mom and son all wanted a drumstick but there were only two. Said he bred the three legged chickens so everyone could have a drumstick. Salesman says that is a fine idea. How do they taste? Farmer says, don't know, haven't been able to catch one.
Three Legged Chickens
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