Toilet Paper!

[meaneyedcatz]

My BIL was in Sams today and he said two guys were literally fighting over a container of cherry tomatoes.

I hate it when adults act like middle schoolers.

 

[TX-Dennis]

People went fully insane today. We were busier than we were Christmas Eve or the day before Thanksgiving. Crazy! No toilet paper, no paper towels, precious little water, no clorox or lysol wipes, no hand sanitizer, no alcohol, not much liquid hand soap left, no lysol spray, no bread, no dry beans, canned goods nearly empty, no spam, no vienna sausage, chip aisle virtually empty, children's pain meds mostly gone, vitamin c nearly gone, zinc lozenges gone, no canned tuna left. Every cash register open. People lined up down the aisles at times to check out. No shopping carts at the door - they were all in use.

 

[Salty RI]

I live in a small town after labor day we roll up the sidewalks, we do have a good size market, I went shopping on Wed and the paper products isle was over filled, I forgot a few things and I went back on Thur and it was the same thing, today my wife wanted some icecream, I went back and the store was packed, I usually see many people that I know, today I didnt meet anyone I knew, I think people from other parts of the state came here and cleaned out our store, even the pasta isle was almost empty, good thing they wernt buying icecream.

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[kozmic]

My wife has always waited for a sale and been stocking up for years. So we are all set with (13) 40 packs of moon tape. She was at Wegmans Thursday morning when they wheeled out a pallet of TP. She noticed they were single ply and rightfully kept on walking. As she passed, she uttered to the masses scooping up the packages that she wondered what the expiration date was on them. She said everyone of the buzzards immediately looked for an expiration date. No need to wonder why I married her!.

 

[keith44spl]

Last evening I cruised by the local wally world...

You woulda thought the end was at hand !!!

Folks with carts over flowing with everything except TP.

I found what I came for (Clifty Farm Country Ham) in and out under 9 minutes.

Stopped at the DG next. Their shelves were stocked up purty good.

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[keith44spl]

When I was living in the hills......TP was, well ya know, a non-essential.

I always kept a couple of sheep shearin squares in my saddle bags (in zip-lock plastic bags).

Kinda like cloth diapers, wash 'em out and re-use. lol.

Don't be a City Slicker

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[Watchdog]

Last evening I cruised by the local wally world...

You woulda thought the end was at hand!!!

You mean it isn't??

 

[LVSteve]

My wife went out today to get crackers, pistachios and fabric softener. She got to Sam's early and it was a zoo, so she went up to the Wally Mart and scored the crackers and softener and had a look around. Yep, there were empty shelves where the TP, paper towels and wipes used to be. The Clorox area was cleaned out, too. We are well stocked so no big deal to us.

She went back to Sam's to find the madness had ended, largely because there was now no TP, paper towels, wipes or water. People were buying normal amounts of normal stuff and commenting how quiet the place had suddenly become. She did say the frozen food area had taken a beating, but there was still enough there for her to grab some Marie Calender's Pot Pies that I use as lunches at work.

 

[Ματθιας]

Last night, the local news announced that one of the costcos or sams, I don't remember which, had received a new shipment of TP. They said they'd be available at opening, 200 master packs!

Oh, to have witnessed the mayhem!!

 

[Imissedagain]

The correct amount of TP is proportional to what and how much you eat.
Older Air America buddy, retired pilot and yachtsmen decided to eat right, party less and live forever.
He conducted an empirical study of food/in vs waste/out.

When he gets back from assisting with the carnage, after the last blow in the Eastern Bahamas, I'll get a copy of his..............
load data.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[walkin jack]

Rusty, you never cease to crack me up. Life-changing decision indeed.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Word has it that Brinks has been contacted as to possible TP delivery.

 

[Kanewpadle]

Two weeks ago we were called to change the locks on a 100,000 square foot warehouse. It was completely full of nothing but toilet paper.

The operations manager called yesterday to have us come back out. Being curious, I asked him if the warehouse was still full. He said two thirds of the TP was gone.

 

[ladder13]

Now they've turned to hoarding canned goods. At least they'll have real use for all that TP.

 

[BLACKHAWKNJ]

I stopped in the local Shoprite last night. Milk, orange juice, flour cleaned out.

 

[MOONDAWG]

All you need is a bidet.

No more toilet paper worries

So...you just drip dry?

 

[pennzy]

Funny
stuff https://i.imgur.com/4vR1azU.jpg

 

[Salty RI]

I have been seeing Quilted Northern commercial's this afternoon, are they trying to be funny. [emoji1]

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[LVSteve]

Funny
stuff https://i.imgur.com/4vR1azU.jpg

What I want to know is when that picture was taken and the circumstances. I know some of the meme stuff has come about because of photo software, but the other pictures look kosher.