Trendy catch phrases

"I feel like" or "I feel that" followed by some dumb sad story statement.

My favorite is "I DON'T CARE HOW YOU FEEL." Judge Judy.
 
"I could care less" That's kind of bad. I always liked;
" Mister, you have no idea how little I care." Monte Walsh.

'Babymoma' is bad enough but '2nd Babymoma and 3rd Babymoma' makes me want to put an end to this nitwits reproductive career.
 
Well, duuuuh!
It`s been called to my attendition, and I have observed,----
In the future, officers will refrain from-------
Ya think?
We have been given a grant to match your donation----
Do you know why I stopped you?
Been there, done that!
We see you have been falling down on your attendance---
Hey there, big guy!----
You lookin at me?
This will only take a minute.
Dont come to me for sympathy.
You deserve to treat yourself to----
Only three to a person, this offer is limited---
Your call is important to us
It`s for the children
Shape up or ship out!
 
I knew a moron in the Army who said "know what I mean" after every single freakin sentence he said......he was some dude with an IQ of like 3, and after 5 days of living with that tool I wanted to throw him out the window........he later got busted for trading child porn online and I wasn't shocked one bit.
 
Epic
Tactical
Metrics - I waste more time creating and tracking stuff around work. :mad:
Do it right the first time - yeah, I'm going to purposely mess up just so I can fix it later.
and any other power phrase that some over priced consultant pulled from that location between the eastern and western hemisphere of his posterior.
 
Had a boss, a real jack wagon, who used "irregardless" all the time. Sorry bozo, there is no such word. He would also say "pacifically" (you know that big blue thing off the west coast), instead of specifically. He never noticed that everyone in the room was laughing. It's lonely at the top...when you don't have many brain cells to keep you company. (o;
 
A server brings your meal and sits it in front of you... and you say "Thank you."

They respond "No problem.":confused:

I always feel like responding with "I hope to hell it ain't no damn problem... slacker!"

Chick-fil-la employees are trained to respond to "Thank you" with "My pleasure" or sometimes "You're welcome". I find that refreshing... and their chicken is good as well.

But there's one that I'm hearing more and more every day that I kinda like...

"How's that Hope and Change working our for ya?"
 
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I have never figured out the need to say: "Thank you so much." My thought is always, "So Much What?" .............. Big Cholla
 
I know, it's been mentioned, but "to die for". "The greek spinach walnut chive salad was to die for!" Yeah? I know a few things worth dying for, had some dear friends die for them. Freedom, democracy, etc. Sorry , lady, your overpriced foo-foo salad just don't quite compare.
 
Oh man! after going through all of these responses, we have to update and upgrade the Official Corporate "BULL POO" Bingo cards. Just like Bingo but instead of numbers, you have all of these wonderful catch phrases and words randomly scattered over your cards. You mark out the used words and when you get a closed out row; Horizontal, Vertical or Diagonal, you holler out "Bull Poo!" (except you use the other word I don't want to get in trouble, again!) and the game starts all over again.

The last meeting I was in, I just about stuck a sharp pencil in my eye when I heard "Dashboard Indicator Cards" and "We'll Drill Down a Little Deeper" with that subject next week…

It's hard to keep from laughing out loud sometimes. Especially when you get some competitive colleagues trying to "out-wordsmith" each other!
 
"Gravitas"

Guess we don't need that word around anymore,we needed it for G.Bush Jr.but not for current office holder ?:confused:
 
as someone who deals with the public every day............

"I just have a quick question"

no such thing...................
 
" 6 is one half dozen of the other " {really genius?}, and for us Floridians.." another day in paradise ",
 
Blacksmith58 said:
Oh man! after going through all of these responses, we have to update and upgrade the Official Corporate "BULL POO" Bingo cards. Just like Bingo but instead of numbers, you have all of these wonderful catch phrases and words randomly scattered over your cards. You mark out the used words and when you get a closed out row; Horizontal, Vertical or Diagonal, you holler out "Bull Poo!" (except you use the other word I don't want to get in trouble, again!) and the game starts all over again.

The last meeting I was in, I just about stuck a sharp pencil in my eye when I heard "Dashboard Indicator Cards" and "We'll Drill Down a Little Deeper" with that subject next week…

It's hard to keep from laughing out loud sometimes. Especially when you get some competitive colleagues trying to "out-wordsmith" each other!
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We had the same thing at work but called it "Buzz Word Bingo"....:)
 
" I need a drink ", { no really, I could really use a drink } :D
 
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