Warning!

[Old 44 Guy]

I' m sort of happy to be a widower, single & not too good looking. But I'm thinking of buying a big box of candy & giving it to all the girls in my dentists office.

 

[pawngal]

I've been traveling for the past 2 weeks but my Valentine to me will be waiting for me when I get home on Friday, and yes, it is a gun!

 

[misswired]

I REALLY, REALLY hope this is my last year to do Valiumtines delivery. It's all fun except for the hustle factor

This delivery van is locked and loaded. Can you spot it?

 

[6518John]

^^^I hope the gentlemen that is sending a box of Milk-Bone Dog Biscuits to his wife or girlfriend has a good attorney!

 

[misswired]

^^^I hope the gentlemen that is sending a box of Milk-Bone Dog Biscuits to his wife or girlfriend has a good attorney!

Haa....we got bigger problems than that.

The delivery boy with red eyes, straight face and slight slur says: "I double dog pony soldier swear I didn't see no whiskey!"

 

[SC_Mike]

You know the romance is gone when you hear from the other room, "While you're out pick yourself up a Valentines Day card".

 

[soFlaNative]

Lil' chocolate roses and fuzzy socks with hearts on 'em.
I'm good... thank you Walgreen's.

 

[Bekeart]

My wife's name is Diane, I believe that my, girl friend, and mistress should all have two things in common, They should all be named Diane, and they should all be the same person! This has kept my happy, married, and alive for almost 42 years!

Ivan

Years ago; a friend, now deceased, was dating three Wandas.
His death was not related in any way to these women. Cancer