We're All Gonna Dye.

I wouldn't say I've stockpiled like a doomsday prepper but we do have a bit of stuff laying around. I see I have a lot of Krusteze pancake mix, maple syrup and.... MMMMM.... a big jug of pure honey! :drool:

I'm ready for a feast.

The pastor was discussing the second coming today. I said He'd better huury, He only has till the 21st! :D

I going to heck... :(

I was kind of hoping for gosh darn.
 
Something big always happens on December 21st, it's the Winter Solstice and it's also Frank Zappas Birthday.

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I'm getting another colonoscopy on the 21st. So it could very well be the END of my world.
 
I'm getting another colonoscopy on the 21st. So it could very well be the END of my world.

Don't forget to goggle and copy Dave Berry, s hysterical article on the procedure, You will have a much better day!:)

I'd post it for you but the copy write Cops would get me.;)
 
"The dye is cast." So said George III, and look where that got him. :D (He meant "die", but was originally German and had trouble with spelling of some English words.)

The Mayan calendar may not be any better than their system of slash-and-burn agriculture. It may just never have been updated from where it left off, anyway. I'm not too worried.

But the Mayans had very good astronomers.
 
Those poor Myans, I'll outlive em by several weeks....
I just checked my calendar and it goes till January 31, 2013.

Check yours - You may even outlive me :)
 
Eh, the older I get the less I worry, if at all.

I've been very ill, broke my neck in five places, lost love, have gotten fired, been broke, been well-heeled, and then had to face my mortality and spiritual position.

My bucket list was over years ago. I always made sure I succeeded in following through on plans. I have a wife who mysteriously loves me, and my budget has some flex in it.

Every time I touch a motorcycle it might be for the last time. Crime rates are growing in my area. I hear the zombies have now formed a union, (that's common in the Madsion area. Before you do anything you form a coalition and then whine).

A few months I called an old girl friend to aplogize and cross her off my kharma list. I did have to add a new name to my "jealous husband list." Heck, by now some of you would like to see my name on a tombstone.

In the end, my Guardian Angel will come for me when my work is through. Besides, when riding a beautiful custom bike, is that really the time to worry?
 
Capt'n. Don't forgit to skin 'em all. I kin show ya how... I know a few ways... at least more'n one! :)



Drew,

Ya know, the more I think 'bout it...That right thar is one hell of a cracker jack of an idee.......

We oughta slip down to Laredo about the middle of the month here and....And,
we'll jest let down that ol three strand bob-wire fence and ride right across the river thar a piece.

We's could fandango with all them señoras bonitas,
drink all their tequila up and skin every other cat we come up on... ;)

I do believe it'd be a good time, and all, to be had by the parties involved!!! :D:eek:


Su Amigo,
Dave
 
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Eh, the older I get the less I worry, if at all.

I've been very ill, broke my neck in five places, lost love, have gotten fired, been broke, been well-heeled, and then had to face my mortality and spiritual position.

My bucket list was over years ago. I always made sure I succeeded in following through on plans. I have a wife who mysteriously loves me, and my budget has some flex in it.

Every time I touch a motorcycle it might be for the last time. Crime rates are growing in my area. I hear the zombies have now formed a union, (that's common in the Madsion area. Before you do anything you form a coalition and then whine).

A few months I called an old girl friend to aplogize and cross her off my kharma list. I did have to add a new name to my "jealous husband list." Heck, by now some of you would like to see my name on a tombstone.

In the end, my Guardian Angel will come for me when my work is through. Besides, when riding a beautiful custom bike, is that really the time to worry?

i hear they are coming with cheap dull knives:D
 
Just to be safe I'm not starting my Christmas shopping until the 22nd.
 
rats,i haven't bought all the guns i want yet.
 
... We's could fandango with all them señoras bonitas, drink all their tequila up and skin every other cat we come up on... ;)

Sounds like one hell of a pachanga and it remembers me of that old story about the two old bulls... so I'll skip the fandango, steal all the tizwin and skin EVERY cat we come up on... :)

So pardon me if'n I sign off now... 22nd is creepin' up right quick... I better me git to trainin'... Gonna go shuck a couple dozen oysters now... :)
 
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