What Is the Appropriate Sentence For This Crime?

[Kevin J.]

The correct answer is no punishment is to harsh.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[lihpster]

Burning at the steak?
Pork chop off his head?
An acid marinade?
Death of a thousand cold cuts?

This whole thing is just a bunch of bologna. If justice is to be served, he should meat his maker.





I'll go to my room now.

 

[glenwolde]

Huh. Seems like a premeditated crime. I mean those things are hot and slimy. You'd have to be prepared for that. Foil lined backpack?

The flaw in the plan is it was probably undercooked.

 

[Rudi]

Electric chair with a turkey in his lap!

 

[Chuck24]

Forced to eat veggie burgers

 

[mckenney99]

Is that not a death penalty offense in Texas?

 

[Tom S.]

Maybe publicize it belonged to Jeffry Dahmer?

 

[glenwolde]

Is that not a death penalty offense in Texas?

No, but the "He needed killing" defense kicks in if caught in the act. Texas has an odd law that one is justified in using deadly force to protect property after sundown. This is akin to cattle rustling.

 

[ladder13]

Supper at McDonalds.

 

[Nevada Ed]

I would settle for air fare to boston for some lobster, osyter on the half shell
and a bottle of top shelf bubbly, with chery covered Cheese cake .

If he did not want to pay for a week long fishing trip to Alaska.

I'm easy.

 

[swsig]

The police dropped the investigation after the owner said, "I've got no beef."

 

[lihpster]

The police dropped the investigation after the owner said, "I've got no beef."

And that's a wrap folks. Pack it up, we're outta here!