What is the worst Movie You ever saw?

[G.T. Smith]

If you people had ever seen, "Biohazard", you would agree that that one is a real candidate for worst in every way. It is supposed to be a horror movie, but my Son and I laughed hard all the way through it. Very crazy.
Peace,
Gordon

 

[Rpg]

The first Lord Of The Rings movies.

I walked out after the first two hours.

The second movie in the series was ok on TV, as was the third.

After the first, I was unwilling to pay to see the other two in a theatre so waited until they were available on a service I pay for anyway.

 

[BearBio]

There used to be a thing on The Movie Channel called Drive-In Saturday Night with Joe Bob Briggs ==had some really really bad(so bad they were good) flicks!

 

[jj2am44]

Birdman-or Vanilla Sky.

 

[Chuck24]

Worst movie

No Country For Old Men. Tommy Lee Jones has a cup of coffee, everybody kills everybody else, Tommy has another cup of coffee.

 

[HERMAN.40]

Hands down Yentel. Fell asleep, when I woke up it was still on. second place Calligua? Friend wanted to see it and dragged his wife, me and my wife. He heard all the hype about the sex in it. Really bad movie, Really Really bad movie.

 

[johnmik1]

Anything with Barbra Streisand or Adam Sandler!

 

[BruceM]

Paul Blart-Mall Cop is my candidate.

Joe Bob Briggs used to have a syndicated national by-line and appeared in many news papers. It also seems to me that he had a somewhat colorful rating system for 'his" films. A number of the afore mentioned horror films also appeared on Mystery Science Theater 3000, another tv series with a cult following.

Bruce

 

[Vulcan Bob]

Popeye the movie with Robin Williams, not speaking poorly of Williams mind you just identifying the movie. Even the sound track was horrible.

 

[BruceM]

Honestly, most movies today are pretty poorly done IMO.

Especially most action movies. Most of today's Producers/Directors have forgotten about minor film requirements such as plot and character development and instead substituted shootouts, explosions, car chases and various & sundry Computer Generated affects.



Bruce

 

[sheepdawg]

All of you are wrong, the absolute worst movie of all time was Frank Zappa's 200 Motels. There aren't enough drugs on the planet to make that one even the least bit watchable.

 

[jculloden]

Selma........Didn't see it but know it must be bad

 

[A10]

All of you are wrong, the absolute worst movie of all time was Frank Zappa's 200 Motels. There aren't enough drugs on the planet to make that one even the least bit watchable.

I actually watched it. Good music, movie sucked. Did you ever try to watch "Head"? The Monkees did it. Bad, bad, bad.........

 

[Malpasowildlifer]

Django Unchained was pretty bad IMO.

 

[yaktamer]

Siskel and Ebert's favorite: "My Dinner with Andre". Two guys talking at dinner. I watched a while, turned it off. So glad I didn't pay at the theater.

This is mine, too. Unfortunately I did see it in the theater. My sister came to visit me at college and we went to see it based on all the critics' rave reviews. When it was over, we looked at each other and went, "Huh?"

I was tempted to choose "Water World," but I fell asleep ten minutes in, so I can't say I actually watched it.

 

[CaptRon956]

There was only one movie that I actually walked out on. "A Day Without a Mexican".

 

[rwsmith]

It didn't matter what was playing...

There used to be a thing on The Movie Channel called Drive-In Saturday Night with Joe Bob Briggs ==had some really really bad(so bad they were good) flicks!

Many Drive in movies weren't made for watching.

 

[rwsmith]

I actually enjoyed....

Anything with Barbra Streisand or Adam Sandler!

I actually enjoyed "For Pete's Sake" with B.S. That scene at the end with the cattle herd was hilarious.

 

[rwsmith]

Just like 'Blue Velvet'......

This is mine, too. Unfortunately I did see it in the theater. My sister came to visit me at college and we went to see it based on all the critics' rave reviews. When it was over, we looked at each other and went, "Huh?"

I was tempted to choose "Water World," but I fell asleep ten minutes in, so I can't say I actually watched it.

"Waterworld" and "Blue Velvet" were awful movies, but Dennis Hopper was the best in both of them.

 

[rwsmith]

THE worst chick flick.....

THE worst chick flick I've ever seen was "The Piano". They say the woman was the victim but I thought I was just from sitting and watching it.

PS The only movie I walked out of was "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot" because I was so disappointed that Clint could turn out something like that. Of course at that time he hadn't made "The Gauntlet".