What is the worst Movie You ever saw?

[the ringo kid]

I am not saying it was completely unentertaining, but what historian advised the makers of The Battle Of the Bulge? Was there anything accurate about that movie?

Just pretend this is witty.

Heh heh,they had several.One was a Geman general who was there. He was Meinrad von Lauchert.I cant remember what unit he commanded during the Bulge--but he was one of the main military advisorson the film.

 

[the ringo kid]

Worst movie I ever saw...that's easy, anything with Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler or Will Farrel!!!!!

Anyone remember that hilarious episode of "The Simpsons" where they have a rocket ship getting ready to take off on a one way flight to Mars???...on board they have the above three morons plus Michael Moore, Oprah, Jessie Jackson, the reverend Al Sharpton and a few other equally worthless individuals. I don't know how they got away with that one!!!

Didnt michael moore direct Canadian Bacon?? That one was actually funny.

 

[the ringo kid]

I agree about the first two for sure.. I can't stand any movie I've ever
seen those two in. But I have to admit to semi liking the "Anchorman"
movies that Farrel was in.. Or at least they were kind of funny in some
parts, in a obtuse kind of way.. :/

I also thought Anchorman was fairly funny.I liked the scenes where rival news crews beat each other into the pavement,.

 

[cmort666]

Without a doubt, "Year of the Dragon" with Mickey Rourke and John Lone. Apart from the beautiful cinematography in the early scenes in the Golden Triangle, it's a disaster from start to finish:

• Casting - A complete trainwreck. Mickey Rourke's character's wife looks more like his mother.
• Acting - Ariane could have been replaced by the actual mannequin in "Mannequin".
• Writing - I've heard better dialog in Swedish Erotica loops.

Honorable mention goes to "Treasure of the Four Crowns", a Spanish ripoff of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" done for less money than Charley Sheen spends on coke in a week. Between the constant pointless explosions and the rubber pterodactyls, it makes "Plan 9 from Outer Space" look like "Citizen Kane". The only thing that makes it better than "Year of the Dragon" is that nobody had any expectations about it in the first place. Still it makes "Inframan" look like high art.

 

[finesse_r]

I can never figure out who is dumber. The people that pay to make these horrible movies or the people that pay to see them. Also a couple of the movies listed above are excellent movies. No Country for Old Men and Pulp Fiction belong on the best movie list not the worst.

A quick partial list of truly bad movies:

Hollow Point - Donald Sutherland – John Lithgow – Thomas Ina Griffith – Tia Carrere

Mark of the Hawk – Sidney Portier

Tomboy –

Barton Fink – John Turturro – John Goodman – Only truly bad Coen Brothers movie I have ever seen. I love their other work. Also John Goodman is a truly great actor and even his work could not salvage this stinker.

Forest Gump - Tom Hanks Trys to glorify stupidity and retardation.

Day of the Warrior

The Dallas Connection,

Do or Die

Enemy Gold

Excessive Force II

Guns

Hard Hunted

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Liberty Heights

Lords of Dogtown

Malibu Express

Return to Savage Beach

Veronica Guerin

The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T., Peter Hays-Mary Healy

 

[Black_Sheep]

Borat was hands down the worst. I wanted to walk out about 15 minutes into the movie but my wife had the car keys and wouldn't give them up...

 

[11B Lifer]

The worsetest of the worser

Big Man Japan
and
When Soldiers Cry

 

[mbliss57]

2001 A Space Odyssey....not in 1968...not now.

 

[mi2600]

A couple from the '50s: "She-Gods of Shark Reef" and "Attack of the 50 Foot Women".

 

[whitestang]

A movie called Nashville when I was about 20 very bad.

 

[Triathloncoach]

Any movie with Julie Delpy. Why can't I be married to her?

 

[Fred Ward]

"The Pack" with Joe Don Baker. It was the only move in the PX theater in Germany that week. Wife and I took the bus down to see it. It was so bad I slipped out and got us each a bottle of wine to help with the movie. It still stunk. Basically it was a movie about dogs eating horses and people.

 

[RonJ]

Foreign film called The Conformist. I demanded and got my money back.

 

[Hapworth]

A quick partial list of truly bad movies:

...

Day of the Warrior

Do or Die

Hard Hunted

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Malibu Express

Return to Savage Beach

...

It's called L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies: Return to Savage Beach.

If you're going to besmirch the good name of auteur extraordinaire Andy Sidaris, I'll thank you to get the titles right, sir.

 

[Bozz10mm]

"Into the Storm" is definitely in the top ten for me.

 

[the ringo kid]

Borat was hands down the worst. I wanted to walk out about 15 minutes into the movie but my wife had the car keys and wouldn't give them up...

I was forced to watch a pirated copy of that stupid movie when two neigbors of mine--tricked me by inviting me over to eat pizza with them.

 

[Doug627]

Anything with Johnny Depp. Everything is over the top so no one sees he has no talent.

 

[W.E.G.]

Sophies Choice.

 

[Faulkner]

There are a few movies some of you have listed that I actually enjoyed.

The worst movie I've ever seen is the latest "The Lone Ranger" with Johnny Depp. I watched it twice thinking I just didn't get it the first time ... it was stupid, stupid, stupid.

 

[pineappleshooter]

Being a young man interested in the female anatomy, I went to see "Showgirls" at the theater - it delivered in the nudity part but man, it was a bad movie.