In the unlikely event I have a moose at my front door I'll go around to the back door.
What to do if there's a moose at your door?
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oldcrotchety
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Hey moose—why the long face?
Yea, there are quit a few around here. In the summer they get into peoples pools
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Living in southern FL for 3 years now I have had a bunch of animals pay me a visit. Rattle snakes, alligators, bears, panthers, bob cats, huge turtles, coyotes, coral snakes, black racer snakes, raccoons, turkey, deer, bald eagles, small gecko types and frogs, the likes I've never seen before! I actually look forward to seeing the wildlife with the exception of those damned fire ants!!
Doug M.
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I would allow the moose peace and quiet. I'm not going to mess with one.
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Out for a walk in the Tetons we came within striking distance, then appeared out of nowhere an armed Park Ranger. We were ushered away. Yes, HUGE.
margethatcher
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If yougivea moose a muffin................
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...In the movie Air Force One, a captured President warns the Vice-President via phone about negotiating with the terrorists holding him hostage by saying, "If you give a mouse a cookie..." She responds with a knowing look, "...they're going to want a glass of milk."
What, no peacocks?
Tell the moose you already gave at the office. 
Just look on the rural roads, people tend to run the poor critters down with cars and trucks.
Yep! Moose is better than elk. And elk is wayyyy better than venison.
Fire up the BBQ
Best meat I've had.
Best meat I've had.
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Invite it in for a Moosehead Lager Beer. That with salami sticks are their favorite snack.
I've had rabbits, fox, dogs, cats, toads, geckos, rattlesnakes, a coyote, and even a peacock at my front door. But not a moose. And likely never will here. We have deer, and a few miles west there are elk, but no moose anywhere close.
If you’re cold,they’re cold. Bring ‘em in!
Moose a muffin, mouse a cookie.
Out for a walk in the Tetons we came within striking distance, then appeared out of nowhere an armed Park Ranger. We were ushered away. Yes, HUGE.
They are even bigger when you are trying to load them in the truck. I have no problems with elk quarters but 35 years ago had to cut the moose in 6 pieces.
