what's your favorite oxymoron(s)

[ralph7]

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

 

[Xtasy]

The TSA taking away the 'dangerous and potentially hazardous' water bottle to simply but it into the trash can next to them

 

[Chipmunk6]

Everytime this comes up I get
exuberantly despondent.
Chipmunk6

 

[the ringo kid]

"Honest Government" gets me every time. The other I liked the most listed in post nr 1 was: Govt Intelligence.

 

[swilli41]

Free gift.

 

[Murcus]

HR - Human Resources.

 

[A10]

Cleveland Ohio

Yer killin' me Caj....

 

[wbraswell]

Fat-free ice cream.
Look, it's either one or the other.

 

[ACP230]

Just thought of this one: definite maybe.

 

[Rintimtin]

Soy milk

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[dave b]

Saw this at the store. "Fat Free Half & Half"

 

[1950jcb]

One of my favorites

"Middle East Peace Process"

 

[BillK01]

Plastic Silverware.

 

[delta-419]

Oxymorons

"Reality Shows"
"Transparency in Government"
"Trust Me"
"Loan Me $5"
"A New York Minute"
"You Will Never Need More Than 6 Rounds"

 

[timjake]

hot water heater

 

[Hobie1]

deja' vue all over again.....

 

[Hobie1]

110% effort

 

[wildenout]

Woman's intuition.
The whole truth.
Straight face.
Light duty.
Expert witness.
I dunno if all of these make sense, but they do in my head!

 

[armorer951]

Freezer burn

 

[quneur]

Common courtesy

BDA (British Dental Association) - Home

 

[Hack]

Free Money
Easy Money
Dirty Money

 

[Engineer1911]

Affordable hospital care

customer service

"save money reloading ammunition"

 

[DoubleAdobe]

feminine wiles
common sense

 

[UncaGrunny]

I always thought OxyMoron was pimple cream for idiots.

Logical fallacy
Political correctness
Settled science

 

[LVSteve]

Just lately my favourite has been American Management.

One I stole from an old boss: Radically Similar.

 

[labworm]

Death Benefits

 

[Bekeart]

Free with Purchase

 

[SmokewagonSD]

Congressional oversight

 

[recoveringtypeA]

"take us back to the status quo" as the big O likes to say

 

[jlrhiner]

All-Natural Artificial Flavorings
A Just War