what's your favorite oxymoron(s)

[sheepdawg]

Easily assembled

 

[kozmic]

Original copy

 

[TIMETRIPPER]

Fresh frozen fish
politically correct

John

 

[mtelkhntr]

Semi truck driver

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Cleveland Ohio

 

[carpriver]

Military Intelligent.

 

[4330Inroute]

My brother in law he is both an ox and a moron.
I'd like to edit the above comment: He means well its just that both features come out at in oportune times.
My Dad called him Meathead. We had to talk to him and make him stop calling the BIL that because we could tell my sister was actually in love with him and he was here to stay.

 

[427mach1]

Ten times less expensive..

 

[Mule Packer]

An honest used-car salesman.
A conservative democrat.

 

[wuluf]

minty vintage

 

[ralph7]

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

 

[Xtasy]

The TSA taking away the 'dangerous and potentially hazardous' water bottle to simply but it into the trash can next to them

 

[Chipmunk6]

Everytime this comes up I get
exuberantly despondent.
Chipmunk6

 

[the ringo kid]

"Honest Government" gets me every time. The other I liked the most listed in post nr 1 was: Govt Intelligence.

 

[swilli41]

Free gift.

 

[Murcus]

HR - Human Resources.

 

[A10]

Cleveland Ohio

Yer killin' me Caj....

 

[wbraswell]

Fat-free ice cream.
Look, it's either one or the other.

 

[ACP230]

Just thought of this one: definite maybe.

 

[Rintimtin]

Soy milk

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