Why do Humming Birds Hum?

[wilkoi]

Why do Humming Birds Hum?

Because they cant remember the words.

 

[diamonback68]

Boo hiss! I love corny humor.

 

[boatme99]

Oh durn, I wuz gonna answer.
Cos them don now da wurds.






Take that, spell checkers.

 

[Alpo]

Boo hiss! I love corny humor.

 

[1morethan8]

Because they're

Happy.. Happy..Happy!!

 

[snubbyfan]

Lurch - YouTube

 

[mc5aw]

Because if they did anything else, they wouldn't be called HUMMING birds.

Just asked a Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker the importance of living up to one's given avian name.

 

[Ted Brown]

My wife said it's because they're too small to carry the tune

 

[RodGD]

Because they're

Happy.. Happy..Happy!!

I see what you did there.

 

[bhayles]

Because they're

Happy.. Happy..Happy!!

Post that song and I'll hunt you down and...

My GAWD I'm tired of that song...

 

[bamabiker]

Because they're

Happy.. Happy..Happy!!

Happy and got the munchies.
Was that taken in your yard?

 

[timn8er]

To paraphrase that old joke about male dogs: "because they can"?

 

[4011]

They hum causes they don't know the words to the song.

 

[rbmac52]

I think I first heard this joke some 50 years ago...

 

[Mike McLellan]

Because they're

Happy.. Happy..Happy!!

Sometimes, it's more of buzzing sound.

 

[vigil617]

My wife said it's because they're too small to carry the tune

I do that, too. Blaming it on the wife.

 

[vigil617]

Because if they did anything else, they wouldn't be called HUMMING birds.

Just asked a Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker the importance of living up to one's given avian name.

I dunno. Kinda takes all the mystery out of it, don't it?

And what about the whole "be all you can be" in the bird population? What if, perchance, he aspires for more than sucking sap? What now? What then? What after?

O lost, and by the wind grieved, ghost come back again.

Them purty words are Thomas Wolfe's. Now there's a fellow who exceeded his name, and did all right.....;

 

[16thVACav]

I don't think he is humming - he is giggling.

 

[1morethan8]

Happy and got the munchies.
Was that taken in your yard?

No.. it's not legal in Tennessee... yet!

The picture was shot by Mr. Doobie Duck...
some good pictures...

Hummingbirds and Cannabis Imagery DoobieDuck

 

[GaryS]

Many years ago I worked in an electronics store. One day a customer brought in a stereo receiver that wouldn't work. He told me that it wouldn't play music, it just hummed.

I suggested that maybe it didn't know the words.

For some reason, he didn't think that was funny.

Fortunately, my boss did so I still had a job.

I still think it's funny.

Why do Humming Birds Hum?

Because they cant remember the words.