Why is it?

[WuzzFuzz]

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?



I'm never going to get to sleep tonight, wondering about these things.



WuzzFuzz

 

[gregintenn]

I spend a lot of time wondering whether Adam and Eve had belly buttons.

Also, why does the water department prefer to dig up fresh pavement instead of old stuff.

 

[hittman77]

If the post office will bring stuff to your house for free .... why would you PAY them to keep it so you can make the trip to pick it up?

 

[shouldazagged]

Why are there Adam Sandler movies?

Why is there no crack of dusk?

Why isn't Waldo in the witness protection program?

Why am I sitting here thinking weird stuff?

 

[Rastoff]

Beavers and ducks!

 

[coltle6920]

Why do we send our kids to school when they come out dumber than when they started?

 

[ExcitableBoy]

With a few tumblers of Bushmill's, I'll have it all figured out and post the results.

 

[Dennis]

Jack Daniel's and half a Xanax work for me on those nights. lol.
But I'm retired. HA!

 

[SuperGoat]

I might have an answer to the Tarzan question. I have a cousin who is absolutely incapable of growing any hair aside from the top of his head. He has never shaved a day in his life and still has smooth baby skin on his face and chest. Maybe Tarzan just has hair growing issues?

 

[rwsmith]

Knew a guy...

I might have an answer to the Tarzan question. I have a cousin who is absolutely incapable of growing any hair aside from the top of his head. He has never shaved a day in his life and still has smooth baby skin on his face and chest. Maybe Tarzan just has hair growing issues?

A guy got bit by a spider and lost all, I mean ALL of his hair. I thought he looked like Lex Luthor.

 

[eaglescout316]

I might have an answer to the Tarzan question. I have a cousin who is absolutely incapable of growing any hair aside from the top of his head. He has never shaved a day in his life and still has smooth baby skin on his face and chest. Maybe Tarzan just has hair growing issues?

I think those of Native American heritage commonly lack facial hair, don't they?

 

[Alpo]

It was explained in the first book. About the time he was ten he realized he was a man, not an ape. When his beard started growing he was afraid he was turning into an ape, and used his knife to shave it off.

 

[Jack Flash]

It was explained in the first book. About the time he was ten he realized he was a man, not an ape. When his beard started growing he was afraid he was turning into an ape, and used his knife to shave it off.

Where did he get the knife? From an ape custom knife maker?

 

[pharman]

For sale signs (by owner)

WHY are there "For sale by owner" signs??? Who else would be selling it???

 

[Tyrod]

How come I can't just fall awake in the morning.

 

[g-dad]

Where did he get the knife?

From Amazon! Where else?

 

[Ray1970]

Why is it that you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

 

[Tom K]

Kamikaze pilots still need to protect their heads (turbulence, violent manuevering, etc.) prior to arriving at the target.

Man did not evolve from apes, man and apes both evolved from a distant common ancestor.

Looks like the Tarzan question has been answered (shaving to differentiate himself from the apes).

Here's one: If all men are brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

 

[WuzzFuzz]

Thank you Tom...At least now I'll be able to take my afternoon nap.

WuzzFuzz

 

[upcountry]

I'm an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there's a Dog or not.