Woke up in another State!

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Woke up in another state

I do it all the time...usually it's in a state of confusion,
or a state of shock!:D
 
That's a down right purty picture.. Thanks for sharing.
 
Woke up in another state!

Unfortunately, I've had that happen to me a couple of times in my yout. Fortunately it was an adjoining state :rolleyes:
 
The real problem is when you wake up in the State of Matrimony and you have no recollection of the evening before or who the person sleeping next to you is...................:D

Reminds me of the old Johnny Carson joke about waking up with a girl sleeping on your arm who is coyote ugly.

You'd rather gnaw your arm off than wake her up. :D
 
It was snowing (not sticking) in downtown Mesa this afternoon. Hailing like crazy and 33 degrees on my way home at 6 pm. Doesn't sound very cold unless you noticed that on Monday afternoon it was 81.

Nice pic of the Superstitions, by the way.
 
The real problem is when you wake up in the State of Matrimony and you have no recollection of the evening before or who the person sleeping next to you is...................:D

That's just wrong but funny as ....:) I have NO idea what you are talking about either.
 
I know a guy who woke up and seen one of the uglyist women he had seen. He thought he would roll over and escape. He turned and seen one uglyier!
He tried to carefully climb over and she woke up. She said, "No, no honey! I am the bridesmaid!"
Years ago in california where I was a guard I got a call of bum on the flight line. This guy was really dirty and stunk beyound belief. He asked me where he was, the last he remembered he was in texas! I ended up takeing him to a halfway house I had heard of and gave him $10s. I belive he got rolled in a train car he was sleeping a stupor off in and the train delivered some parts to our factory and he woke up.
 
Well in my younger days I have woke up in a different state and in another county. Didn't know how I got there but managed to find my way back.

Another time I woke up with a lady I didn't know, no we weren't married and she was right nice to look at. But I had no idea where I was. Somewhere in very rural SC and I had to get her to lead me back to a highway so I could find my way home. The thing about this was the following weekend I woke up in the same house, different bedroom, with the same lady but this time I found my own way home without being lead. And to this day I don't have any idea what that ladies name was.

Oh well I guess all's well that ends well.
 
Well this has been a couple weeks now but I woke up in another state also...South Carolina!! After 7 years I finally escaped the ugliest nastiest state in these here United States, colorado!! So glad to be out, never to return!!
 
Well this has been a couple weeks now but I woke up in another state also...South Carolina!! After 7 years I finally escaped the ugliest nastiest state in these here United States, colorado!! So glad to be out, never to return!!

Yeah, well gee! Is your pond froze over?
Good luck on the move and where's the invite? :)
 
Sheesh. Twice I woke in another country; no money, no passport, wearing womens panties, and in the company of a lady named Dave. Twice.
 
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The real problem is when you wake up in the State of Matrimony and you have no recollection of the evening before or who the person sleeping next to you is...................:D

thats when you go back to sleep and wake up in the state of denial
 
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