Words Of Wisdom

[Chik a Boom]

One of my favorites:
If we learn by mistakes...I should be a genius by now.

From Mom:
Act like a lady and you will be treated like one.

From Dad:
Actions speak louder than words.
You can learn a lot more by listening then you do by talking.

From Jesus:
Do unto others as you would have done to you.
Love your neighbor as yourself.
(Check the Bible for many other good ones).

 

[crazyphil]

The most important one first,

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Children should be seen, and not heard.

Advice to unnecessarily whining, and crying children - Shut up, or I'll give you something to cry about.

Dad, to me as a teenager - Given time your brain will gel.

If you don't want to smell it, don't stir in it.

Never talk Politics, or Religion with anyone.

Request from an Old Friend - Put me face down in my casket, so everybody can kiss my behind as the pass by.

'Nuff For Now.

I prefer to DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO UNTO ME.

 

[BigBoy99]

One can learn a lot more if the ears are open and the mouth is shut, instead of the other way round.

 

[CajunBass]

Man plans, and God laughs.

 

[Chubbo]

Nasty ones

here's a few, I've never used, but I've heard them used, many times.

You are dumber in the head, than a hog is in the ***.

If $hit, was brains, we couldn't smell you.

If you had a brain, you'd probably take it out and play with it.

He / she's too dumb, to come in out of the rain.

Sorry,

Chubbo

 

[midkansmithfan]

My Granddad: "Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see"
"Never complain and never explain"

 

[Bekeart]

CAlibration Standard ...

When trying to make any system or device idiot proof, you will need a Standard idiot for Calibration purposes.

Bekeart

 

[nachogrande]

TRUE WISDOM.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. (directions to his house) Yogi Berra.