"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
Words Of Wisdom
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"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
I think one of our recent presidents did not get that memo.
But he looked me in the eye and said, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman . . . ."
bill2000
Member
W.C. Fields was full of great advice.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
"If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for."
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small
snake."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
"If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for."
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small
snake."
Lonegle57
Member
From Dad as we aged, "many hands make light work" and "it wont be long now said the monkey as his tail went through the lawnmower, it wont be long now" and "once the job has begun, never leave it till its done, may the job be big or small, do it well or not at all"
labworm
US Veteran
Never go to the range with someone who wants to stop at the liquor store, before you get there.
If you want to double your money, fold it over, and put it back in your pocket!
Never had any luck with games of chance, and a poker face that a blind man can read!
Never had any luck with games of chance, and a poker face that a blind man can read!
Chubbo
Member
The most important one first,
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Children should be seen, and not heard.
Advice to unnecessarily whining, and crying children - Shut up, or I'll give you something to cry about.
Dad, to me as a teenager - Given time your brain will gel.
If you don't want to smell it, don't stir in it.
Never talk Politics, or Religion with anyone.
Request from an Old Friend - Put me face down in my casket, so everybody can kiss my behind as the pass by.
'Nuff For Now.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Children should be seen, and not heard.
Advice to unnecessarily whining, and crying children - Shut up, or I'll give you something to cry about.
Dad, to me as a teenager - Given time your brain will gel.
If you don't want to smell it, don't stir in it.
Never talk Politics, or Religion with anyone.
Request from an Old Friend - Put me face down in my casket, so everybody can kiss my behind as the pass by.
'Nuff For Now.
The older you get....
....the more you learn to appreciate that. Also you should be glad if you can use it at all.
....the more you learn to appreciate that. Also you should be glad if you can use it at all.
I learned a long time ago.....
...not to gamble. If you are bad at it, don't do it.
...not to gamble. If you are bad at it, don't do it.
Chik a Boom
Member
One of my favorites:
If we learn by mistakes...I should be a genius by now.
From Mom:
Act like a lady and you will be treated like one.
From Dad:
Actions speak louder than words.
You can learn a lot more by listening then you do by talking.
From Jesus:
Do unto others as you would have done to you.
Love your neighbor as yourself.
(Check the Bible for many other good ones).
If we learn by mistakes...I should be a genius by now.
From Mom:
Act like a lady and you will be treated like one.
From Dad:
Actions speak louder than words.
You can learn a lot more by listening then you do by talking.
From Jesus:
Do unto others as you would have done to you.
Love your neighbor as yourself.
(Check the Bible for many other good ones).
I prefer to DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO UNTO ME.
Man plans, and God laughs.
Chubbo
Member
Nasty ones
here's a few, I've never used, but I've heard them used, many times.
You are dumber in the head, than a hog is in the ***.
If $hit, was brains, we couldn't smell you.
If you had a brain, you'd probably take it out and play with it.
He / she's too dumb, to come in out of the rain.
Sorry,
Chubbo
here's a few, I've never used, but I've heard them used, many times.
You are dumber in the head, than a hog is in the ***.
If $hit, was brains, we couldn't smell you.
If you had a brain, you'd probably take it out and play with it.
He / she's too dumb, to come in out of the rain.
Sorry,
Chubbo
midkansmithfan
Member
My Granddad: "Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see"
"Never complain and never explain"
"Never complain and never explain"
CAlibration Standard ...
When trying to make any system or device idiot proof, you will need a Standard idiot for Calibration purposes.
Bekeart
When trying to make any system or device idiot proof, you will need a Standard idiot for Calibration purposes.
Bekeart
nachogrande
Member
TRUE WISDOM.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it. (directions to his house) Yogi Berra.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it. (directions to his house) Yogi Berra.
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