You Know Your Getting Old When....

[dockmurgw]

You know your getting old when ATF calls anything as old as you a Curio & Relic.
Feel free to join in with your own you know your getting old ideas...something to do in this horrible winter weather.

 

[kwselke]

You know your getting old when ATF calls anything as old as you a Curio & Relic.
Feel free to join in with your own you know your getting old ideas...something to do in this horrible winter weather.

I knew I was getting old when the girls in Playboy magazine were younger than I was.

 

[Eric300]

I don't remember why I clicked on this thread...….

 

[Protocall_Design]

You know you're getting old when you...um...uhh...forget what you were going to say.

 

[Doug627]

You know you are getting old when you think about your past and you just shake your head in disbelief and regret.

 

[gman51]

When I turned on General Hospital just for kicks one day and I wondered if General Hospital name might be changing to Geriatric Hospital?
Or how about now Mama from the old time sitcom "Mama's Family" now is one of the leads on a sitcom about the lives of four oldies living in a retirement community.

 

[pawngal]

When I realized that my doctor, dentist, and lawyer were all younger than me.

 

[doublesharp]

Your hot young neighbor flashes you and asks if you want some "Super Sex?"

You ask her "what kind of soup?"

 

[joe44va]

The doctor I went to see last week could not possibly be out of high school yet.

 

[swsig]

When people start calling you "Young Man".
(Don't you just love that?)

 

[fisco]

The older I get---The better I was!

 

[Frank46]

I'm 72 and all my doctors are younger than me. I have weather knees,when the weather changes my knees hurt more than usual. I probably qualify for a senior citizen discount for every restaurant I go to. Handicapped parking is like having your own spot at wal mart, that is when you can find one. Frank

 

[brucev]

Have always enjoyed shooting anything. Big rifles ... big handguns ... whatever. My hands now have arthritis. Hurts pretty bad. I do far less with an axe that I once thought normal. Now handwriting is a problem. Have about gotten to the point that I cannot shoot my revolvers w/ wood grips. Got a pair of Pachmayr grips coming for my K-frame 19-3. Hopefully this will help some. Still ... I can enjoy shooting .22 LR. That's something. Got a Marvel 1911 conversion unit that I can shoot well. And of course there is my beloved little model 18-3. Superlative handgun! Got a Sig 226 that w/ 9mm range ammo is comfortable for some shooting. Oh well. Got to clean my bi-focals and head out to church! Sincerely. bruce.

 

[BigBoy99]

When you watch reruns from TV programs that were popular in the '50s and '60s and can remember how each episode turned out!

 

[Goldstar225]

When you look at the tools hanging on the walls at Cracker Barrel and realize that you used most of them on the farm.

 

[dmn57]

When you start sounding like your parents.

 

[Kurusu]

I knew I was getting old when I thought that every cop I saw on the streets should still be in highschool.

 

[misswired]

When your time becomes more valuable than your money .

 

[s&wchad]

... you watch Antiques Roadshow and can remember when over half of the items were available new!

 

[Rustyt1953]