You know you’re a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

...you were carrying concealed when you got married.
...you were carrying concealed when you saw your first child being born.
...you were probably carrying concealed when that child was concieved.
OK, that takes it over the limit. I will now go and find myself a nice, flowery liberal discussion forum where guns are evil and criminals are victims as they should.
 
...you were carrying concealed when you got married.
...you were carrying concealed when you saw your first child being born.
...you were probably carrying concealed when that child was concieved.

I'm guilty of all three.


Okie John

Do the letters T M I mean anything to you?
 
...you were carrying concealed when you got married.
...you were carrying concealed when you saw your first child being born.
...you were probably carrying concealed when that child was concieved.

I'm guilty of all three.


Okie John

I'm only guilty of one. :D

I'll let y'all decide WHICH one. ;)
 
When trying on pants in the store, you check to make sure the front pocket is deep enough for your pocket holster and .380. Step out of the dressing room and say "Honey, how do these look -- the pockets feel OK." That's when she rolls her eyes.
 
- After your morning shower you spend your time pondering what clothes to wear that best conceal the handgun that you've decided to carry for the day.

- You realize after having your strong side love handle scraped off by a set of checkered grips that your dad was pretty smart wearing a t-shirt under everything he wore.

- Your most expensive clothing is your custom made leather belt and holster rig that no one will ever see.

- Your closet now has more hawaiian shirts than polo shirts.

- You've ever had to leave your wife standing in a long line because you finally got to the front of the line, saw the small no weapons allowed sign posted, and had to run back to your vehicle and store your carry piece.
 
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you know your a concealed weapons carrier if
you have stood in front of a mirror in excess of an hour trying new ways to totally conceal a k frame revolver (If your 6'1" and weigh 125 that's a challenge)

OR

if you find among your list of lifes accomplishments concealing a full size semi auto underneath a tight muscleshirt successfuly.
 
You know you are REALLY a concealed weapons carrier when you finally figure out that the color of your holster doesn't need to match the color of your belt.
 
If

The beautiful ivory grips you have on you CC pistol are like expensive women's lingerie: if someone see's them in public-there's probably going to be trouble.
 
You all forgot some of the better ones. You know you're a permit holder when:

You walk away when someone insults you, your wife, kids, parents, friends and/or dog(s).

You don't return the one fingered salute when some ashhat gives you one on the highway.

You don't drink when out to dinner.

You are capable and willing to turn into a sheepdog on a monent's notice.
 
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