Your Favorite Nuts; No Puns, Please

One of life's little disappointments.... waking up to find out that all of your favorite nuts aren't really nuts. Not sure I will ever be able to enjoy a roasted or boiled peanut again and I just know I will never be able to look at an almond the same way. I knew I should have stuck to porn this morning! LOL:rolleyes:
 
Are Almonds...all-monds, ah-monds, al-monds, a-monds (short sounding a)?

My father would say they are all-monds when on the tree and a-monds when not, because when they fall and hit the ground it knocks the 'L' out of them. :p
 
I like most canned nuts, I like the Blue Diamond Jalapeno Smokehouse almonds. I've never tasted a decent canned pecan. To me, there are pecans, and then there are all of the other nuts. I buy cracked pecans from the orchard, and if I want to roast them, I will, but I like them raw as well. A pee-can is something you find under a trucker's seat, or in a fishing boat.
 

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