I met my son's mother (I refuse to call her a wife) a couple years after I graduated from college. She was a high school English teacher. Although I have since likened her to a practitioner of the world's oldest profession.
Girlfriends since that time have been Ballet dancer with the San Francisco Ballet Company, beautician, Federal Agent, high school science teacher, attorney, legal secretary, high school math teacher, actress X2, and interior designer. I have some photographs of the beautician carefully hidden. I had some pictures of me and one of the actresses taken at a party, but the interior designer found them and made them disappear. One word to describe that actress; DDelicious.