2 guys at WalMart

[HUGHP]

Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20's, are
pushing their carts around WalMart when they
collide. The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about
that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't
paying attention to where I was going. 'The young guy says,
'That's OK It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,
too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like?' The young guy says, 'Well,
she is 24 yrs old, tall, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes, long
legs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra.What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says....... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that

 

[badam0112]

thats funny

 

[PLW45]

I like it!

 

[jcall]

That was a good one!

 

[bmhiii]

I hunt for the young guys wife every time I'm in Wally World....

 

[deanodog]

That's an old retiree's favorite pasttime activity. Looking but never finding.

 

[Dirtman]

I think I saw her last time I was at Wal Mart. She was looking for some 9mm ammo.

 

[snakeman32]

Thanks for the laugh.


snakeman

 

[NCTexan]

That's an old retiree's favorite pasttime activity. Looking but never finding.

Followed closely by.... trying to figure out what you'd do with 'em if you found them.

 

[handejector]

Did they check their receipts on the way out?

 

[Thuer]

That was realy a good one. But this is real. I am 50 but last weekend there was a beautifull blond 22 year old girl sitting on my knie and I had a big laugh with her. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. That is a good memory.
NO It wasnt my daughter.

 

[HUGHP]

How much $$ ?

 

[Thuer]

No it wasnt that idear. It is a friend wich i meet at a great western weekend last weekend. I attend this event from thursday till sonday.
4 days full of shooting with old blackpowderguns, good music and a beer or two.

 

[red14]

Or 8 or 10? I bet she appeared around 9.

 

[wd5exl]

Followed closely by.... trying to figure out what you'd do with 'em if you found them.

Kinda' like a dog chasing a car?????

 

[Mickey D]

That was realy a good one. But this is real. I am 50 but last weekend there was a beautifull blond 22 year old girl sitting on my knie and I had a big laugh with her. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. That is a good memory.
NO It wasnt my daughter.

So you were in Reno last weekend too!

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

So you were in Reno last weekend too!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...........the hundred mile rule

 

[wheelgun1958]

So you were in Reno last weekend too!

I can imagine you left with quite a few less dollar bills.