Bahhhhh...You guys think you all got something special with your "CTG's" and such.
I GOT YOU ALL BEAT!!
At the last gun show I went to, I had an old man in a raincoat "Psssstttt" me over to him. He told me he had something special to show me. I was kinda worried at this point, but the old man pulled a handgun out from under that raincoat. Man what a beauty. He told me it was a very rare and historical gun.
Turns out his grandpappy had fought in the war, and took it from a Nazi general he captured. The guys name was Flooring, or Boring...something like that. One of them German names anyway. It was the very Glock that Hitler used to shoot himself.
WOW! I was impressed. It looked to be brand new. The old man told me that Hitler used several new guns to shoot himself. Sort of like the President uses a bunch of pens to sign a law. Made sense to me.
I asked him if he wanted to sell it. He said he hated to, but his Momma needed a new pair of shoes to wear when she died, or she couldn't get into heaven. Plus he needed food for his 12 kids, and newborn puppy. He said the gun was worth a million dollars, but since I looked like a nice fellow, he's let me have it for $1,000.00. I knew he was trying to cheat me, so I offered $1025. He agreed to take it, because he'd have to pay the tax on the income. Well, let me tell you, I couldn't get my money out fast enough. I made him give me a bill of sale, because I didn't want anybody to come back to me and say I shot Hitler.
Now unlike most of you guys, I have a high quality picture of this one of a kind (well except for the others) gun. Na...Na...Na...na...na......
