If you could take a pill to give you an unusual power...

[coltle6920]

Would you?

As a child reading Superman comic books I always wished I could fly.Later on I wished I could become invisible for reasons we wont discuss on this Forum.

Take a look at the picture below and see if any of the pills listed would fulfill one of your fantasies...past or present.

Most of the members here have a self-deprecating sense of humor so don't be afraid to tell us why you would choose a certain pill over another.

You can choose more than one if you can explain why...

 

[Marshwheeling]

I want the one that gives erections lasting more than four hours. I think it's blue, too.

 

[RonJ]

I might take one if I also had one for my wife!

 

[Waywatcher]

Blue is suicidal.

I chose black because it would make it real easy to obtain money legally; wouldn't have to work anymore!

 

[Peak53]

The blue one works just fine!

 

[KKECK5]

At my age i need the blue pill once a month, unless my wife has a headache.

 

[PALADIN85020]

My superpower would not have a color. It would be the ability to go back in time and correct some things that I know now have happened to my detriment or to the detriment of others I care about.

One example. I just attended a high school reunion this weekend, and bumped into an old friend I haven't seen in 30 years. I used to date his sister, who was in a later graduating class, and I inquired about her and his other sister who was somewhat older than us.

Turns out those two sisters were living together in a home in Prescott, AZ about seven years ago. There was a propane gas leak in the indoor water heater and the house exploded and burned to the ground with them in it. The older sister expired from the burns, and the girl I used to date was horribly burned over 68% of her body. She was a beautiful girl back then, and I hate to think about her being disfigured and in a wheelchair now.

I'd give anything to be able to go back and warn them of the impending disaster - but there is no way that could happen. I sure would like to have the ability to correct the past, but I guess that we are destined to live but one life and take what it hands us.

John

 

[mc5aw]

The only pill I have the slightest interest in is the Black pill. Might be interesting to look forward and get those winning Powerball #s.

 

[kozmic]

I want a pill to let me sleep through the night without having to pee 3 times.

 

[Hillbilly77]

I'd want one that would make people walk in a straight line and not stop in the middle of the aisle at Wal-Mart.


If not that, I'd like to fly.

 

[gregintenn]

Give me the black pill and take me to the racetrack!

 

[DeathGrip]

I want a pill to let me sleep through the night without having to pee 3 times.

Beer pill?

 

[Thuer]

I like the pill in blue wich let me understand and speak all languages.
(sorry for my bad English. I have not got the pill yet)

 

[boatme99]

Already have one. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
You know it's blue.

Ok, now I've looked at the choices, the only two that would really be of any use to me would be yellow and green.
Mind reading and flying. All the others are kind of useless. It would take too long to explain for each one.

 

[moe smith]

Give me the black pill and take me to the racetrack!

Took the words right out of my mouth. Besides the ponies, if I had the black pill I'd know what was invented in 5 years. That way I could file patents on them now. I'd be rich ! Filty rich! Bwahahahaha

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[mtelkhntr]

I've been taking a little orange pill for about 6 weeks now (right after prostate surgery). I'm anxiously waiting for the superpower to kick in!

 

[coltle6920]

Should've added a heart pill for those of you that want the blue pill.

 

[Lt JL]

After my first career, which paid for my education, I ended up with a Ph.D. in psychology. My practice contracts various services to police and Sheriffs' departments. That yellow one would be useful, and so would the red one. I tried a blue pill once, and it gave ME a headache.

 

[feralmerril]

For you guys and those blue pills with wives that have headaches, I remember this story. This woman woke up as her husband was trying to shove her a aspirin in her mouth. She said, What are you doing? He said, giving you a aspirin. Why? I dont have a headache! Fine!! Lets--

 

[timn8er]

I would want the pill that allows me to morph into different shapes, sizes , beings. I believe I could have a lot of fun with that ability.