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Snubby, it took a couple of views, but my old, febrile brain finally got it.

No wonder your insurance is so high.

Might I recommend a Lincoln Town Car or Continental for your future cruising endeavors.

I have a few that might make your morning commute a bit more comfortable.

Call me. The landlord's getting antsy about all the vehicles in the driveway.

My house is starting to look like a "lemon lot". :D
 
Snubby, it took a couple of views, but my old, febrile brain finally got it.

No wonder your insurance is so high.

Might I recommend a Lincoln Town Car or Continental for your future cruising endeavors.

I have a few that might make your morning commute a bit more comfortable.

Call me. The landlord's getting antsy about all the vehicles in the driveway.

My house is starting to look like a "lemon lot". :D
Nowadays my morning commute's from the bedroom all the way to the living room sofa.
When I do have somewhere I gotta go it's in my 2009 Tacoma 4wd.
 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer or wine
and those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine & beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.
 
water and alcohol

To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer or wine
and those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine & beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

Is that why can I walk on water but stagger on alcohol??:eek:
 
Ebola czar on the job today,sure hope he performs better than the other czars we have had! No politics intended.
 
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