High IQ Questions

[rwsmith]

It goes.....

How does a wet dog smell?

"My dog has no nose."

"How does he smell?"

"Awful!"

 

[rwsmith]

It's there....

Where does the light go when the switch is turned off?

It's still there, it just hides in the dark.

 

[rwsmith]

And the only one...

Genus homo, species sapiens.
The only extant member of the hominin clade with erect posture, bipedal locomotion, manual dexterity and increased tool use .

And the only one that shoots guns.....so far.

 

[rwsmith]

Cy Young???

What baseball pitcher won the most career games without winning a Cy Young Award?

Cy Young???

 

[LouisianaJoe]

How fast can you ask the following without messing it up?

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

 

[CajunBass]

"Does this make me look fat?"

The correct answer is NOT...

"What do you mean....look?"

(Note: It is 0111 hrs.)

 

[Donn]

Thirty days hath September, April, June, and Montana. All the rest have cold weather, except in summer, which isn't often.

 

[beach elvis]

What's another word for thesaurus?

 

[MOONDAWG]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

If it's rush hour, way is everybody driving so slow?

If we had funerals at night, would people drive with their lights off?

 

[Fat Frank]

Why is it a pair of pants, but only one bra?

Why do we call them apartments, when they're all stuck together?

 

[wbraswell]

Why do women go through menopause instead of womenopause?

 

[pawngal]

Why do women go through menopause instead of womenopause?

Because we need a pause from men

 

[shouldazagged]

Okay, why isn't it "herterectomy" and "hisnia"?

 

[nocents]

....who let the dogs out???....whoot whoot......

 

[rwsmith]

See also:
What's a Grecian urn?
And
How do you make a Venetian blind?

Grecians used to urn about 20 drachmas/day, but now they are paid in Euros.

 

[spdguns]

If you pull the wings off a fly, does that make it a walk?

 

[Salty RI]

See also:
What's a Grecian urn?
And
How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye's.

 

[Salty RI]

Why do women go through menopause instead of womenopause?

Because we are the ones that are paying for it.

 

[littleriver1]

Hate to tell ya this but Honey Boo Boo's been canceled.

Why would you know that?

 

[littleriver1]

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

It's been a long time. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. not many young people know where that came from.