Fat Frank
US Veteran
oh, wise guy eh?
I was calling a clinic and setting up an appointment. I was talking to a young lady who told me that the clinic was on Costello street. I said, "like Abbott and Costello?" Her reply, "who's that?"It's been a long time. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. not many young people know where that came from.
My wife gets TV Guide and was celebrating that they finally cancelled a show that really needed to be cancelled.Why would you know that?
Why would you know that?
Why is a manhole cover round?
fall through the opening (which would make for a bad day if you were underneath it when it fell through).
Why is a manhole cover round?
Why would you know that?
Us Mensa members are not amused.
Why is a manhole cover round?
In the old days manhole covers were made in various shapes.These shapes confused the less than intelligent city workers when they tried to put the cover back on.The circular manhole cover was found to be less intimidating as it could be installed in any direction.![]()
Trick question. The answer is none. Tin foil comes from aluminum trees.