Greatest Quotes of All Time

[P&R Fan]

Thought of this one today in the YMCA locker room when a friend showed me a classic Colt .25 Auto he was carrying: "If you carry a .25 ACP don't load it. If you load it don't shoot anybody. If you do they may find out, and get very angry".
Jeff Cooper

As a Cubs fan here is one we all believe:
"Anybody can have a bad century".
Cubs broadcaster Jack Brickhouse.
It's only been 107 years. This is the year!
Jim

 

[legelegel]

"Orange is the happiest color." – Frank Sinatra

 

[legelegel]

"The NCAA is the last bastion of forced amateurism on adults." - RoVerto Solo

 

[Old 44 Guy]

"I don't trust "em" replied Humphrey Bogart when asked about non drinkers.

 

[THE PILGRIM]

Sprinkles are for winners. Flo, Progressive Ad

 

[Grayfox]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein

 

[pawncop]

"The circus is the same, just the clowns are different"

pawncop 2010

 

[DeadAye]

Thought of this one today in the YMCA locker room when a friend showed me a classic Colt .25 Auto he was carrying: "If you carry a .25 ACP don't load it. If you load it don't shoot anybody. If you do they may find out, and get very angry".
Jeff Cooper

As a Cubs fan here is one we all believe:
"Anybody can have a bad century".
Cubs broadcaster Jack Brickhouse.
It's only been 107 years. This is the year!
Jim

Is it next year yet?
It sure is taking a long time to get here

Go CUBBIES!
Go SOX!
Go HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rock185]

"All the worlds a circus and the cops get in for free" Author unknown, at least to me.

 

[cockerpoodle2]

"The lion shall lie down with the lamb (but the lamb won't get much sleep."
Woody Allen (known as "Allen's aphorism").

 

[soFlaNative]

"Great Googly Moogly!"
Not sure, but first heard by me in the Frank Zappa "Yellow Snow" song.

 

[keith44spl]

If'n you tell everyone, everything you know....

Then they'll know what you know plus what you know too!

My Momma


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[drummer007]

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."

 

[LTC]

"Hang Tough"

Maj. Dick Winters


"You'll go to hell for Lying as well as stealing"

Mom

 

[Pilgrim]

"Freedom used to be our birthright. Now it means whatever we're still allowed to do."

-Borrowed form someone on the internet.

'Compromise is failure on the installment plan.'

-same author

 

[hangnoose]

A COMMON AND OFTEN THE LAST FEW WORDS OF MANY

"IT'S ONLY INDIGESTION, I DON'T NEED AN AM-BU-LANCE, ARRRGH----"

 

[Blowncar]

If the facts disagree with your theory, believe the facts and invent a new theory.

Professor Warren Johnson

 

[norm]

Beer is proof God wants men to be happy.

Ben Franklin

 

[James&theGiant1911]

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ***, and I am all out of bubblegum

Roddy Piper - They Live

 

[Johnmuratore]

Democracy works until the masses realize they can vote themselves bread and circuses.

Heinlein (I think)