"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo aka Walt Kelly
Greatest Quotes of All Time
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"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England, now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhood's cheap when any speaks who fought with us upon St. Crispin's Day!" Henry V, act 4, scene 3. Wm Shakespeare
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Thats A fact Jack. [Bill Murray]
jframe
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"Life's tough; it's tougher when you're stupid". John Wayne
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Harpo Marx
Harpo Marx
Triathloncoach
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You want it to be this way, but it's that way
-the Wire
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"Do these jeans make my butt look fat?"
In reality, you can always safely and truthfully answer this question, "No."
Either, (1) her butt doesn't look fat, or (2) her butt looks fat because it is -- it ain't the jeans. Thus "no" is always an honest answer.
In reality, you can always safely and truthfully answer this question, "No."
Either, (1) her butt doesn't look fat, or (2) her butt looks fat because it is -- it ain't the jeans. Thus "no" is always an honest answer.
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."
Voltaire
Voltaire
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid."
Sgt Stryker
Sgt Stryker
zzzippper
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"That is illogical."
Spock
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Shoot low men, they are riding Shetlands.
Women with a little extra weight generally live longer than the men who tell them.
Both copied - but I like.
Women with a little extra weight generally live longer than the men who tell them.
Both copied - but I like.
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"I taught I taw a puddy cat". Tweety Bird.
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"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher
"Pennies do not fall from Heaven, they have to be earned here on earth."
Margaret Thatcher
"Speed's fine but accuracy's final."
"Pennies do not fall from Heaven, they have to be earned here on earth."
Margaret Thatcher
"Speed's fine but accuracy's final."
BigCityChief
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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Albert Einstein
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"you can't fix stupid.....not even with duct tape"----a member on the Sig forum
shouldazagged
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"The optimist says the glass is half full.
"The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
"The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
--An unusually frank engineer,
"The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
"The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
--An unusually frank engineer,
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"Gentlemen,
We've done a fair amount of cleanup in this thread and awarded several points for politics.
If you don't know the difference between quoting Bill and Hillary for the purposes of making a political swipe and the greatest quotes of all time, this thread is not for you."
--ChattanoogaPhil
Profound.
We've done a fair amount of cleanup in this thread and awarded several points for politics.
If you don't know the difference between quoting Bill and Hillary for the purposes of making a political swipe and the greatest quotes of all time, this thread is not for you."
--ChattanoogaPhil
Profound.
Thought of this one today in the YMCA locker room when a friend showed me a classic Colt .25 Auto he was carrying: "If you carry a .25 ACP don't load it. If you load it don't shoot anybody. If you do they may find out, and get very angry".
Jeff Cooper
As a Cubs fan here is one we all believe:
"Anybody can have a bad century".
Cubs broadcaster Jack Brickhouse.
It's only been 107 years. This is the year!
Jim
Jeff Cooper
As a Cubs fan here is one we all believe:
"Anybody can have a bad century".
Cubs broadcaster Jack Brickhouse.
It's only been 107 years. This is the year!
Jim
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legelegel
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"Orange is the happiest color." – Frank Sinatra
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legelegel
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"The NCAA is the last bastion of forced amateurism on adults." - RoVerto Solo
"I don't trust "em" replied Humphrey Bogart when asked about non drinkers.
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Sprinkles are for winners. Flo, Progressive Ad
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
Thought of this one today in the YMCA locker room when a friend showed me a classic Colt .25 Auto he was carrying: "If you carry a .25 ACP don't load it. If you load it don't shoot anybody. If you do they may find out, and get very angry".
Jeff Cooper
As a Cubs fan here is one we all believe:
"Anybody can have a bad century".
Cubs broadcaster Jack Brickhouse.
It's only been 107 years. This is the year!
Jim
Is it next year yet?
It sure is taking a long time to get here
Go CUBBIES!
Go SOX!
Go HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"All the worlds a circus and the cops get in for free" Author unknown, at least to me.
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"The lion shall lie down with the lamb (but the lamb won't get much sleep."
Woody Allen (known as "Allen's aphorism").
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