OK! Group hug for all my Driftin' buds out there.
Night-night! Sweet dreams!
Night-night! Sweet dreams!
Annoyed at thread drift
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jell-dog
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[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey1D4mARglY[/ame]
BigCityChief
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This is what I sound like now. Enjoy.
https://youtu.be/qtf2Q4yyuJ0
https://youtu.be/qtf2Q4yyuJ0
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jell-dog
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There once was a man named Jacob Odd.
He was called Odd Job, as he was a tinkerer that fixed many things, no job to odd.
He began to hate his name, as everyone started calling him just "Odd"!
When he got older, he decided to leave this request in his will:
On my headstone just put my date of birth and date of death. NO NAME!!.
When the time came, he was buried and a nice headstone was placed at the head of his grave which read "NO NAME Born 1871 - Died 1941".
As people visited the cemetery to visit their loved ones last resting places, they would read the names on the old headstones.
When they read his "NO NAME" marker, most would remark.....
Wait for it.......
"Now, isn't that Odd"?
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jell-dog
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I'll stick with Shaw from Person of Interest
She's very cold and methodical and gets to the point!
Ya, she's got big guns
BigCityChief
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jell-dog
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Smith of Borg's MINIONS are at it again!
BigCityChief
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Very sleepy...
Nighty Night!
Nighty Night!
jell-dog
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Yep, duckling nodding off, time for bed!
1. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
2. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital dying of nothing.
3. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.
5. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and woman say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
7. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
8. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 35 cents?
9. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
10. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
11. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
2. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital dying of nothing.
3. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.
5. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and woman say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
7. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
8. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 35 cents?
9. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
10. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
11. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Hey, I drifted over to the forum...can you believe folks are talking about guns over there?
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