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From what I understand, this is the last month for humanity on planet Earth.
Nibiru, sometimes called a rogue planet, sometimes called a brown star, will pass by earth and the gravitation pull'll cause the earth's crust to shift.
This shift will cause volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis and other disasters globe wide.
It's been called an extinction level event.

It must be true, I heard it on the internet.
Sounds like a good reason to have a party. My place is too small for the planet. Anybody got room for one last blowout?
 
Why do kittens need mittens? And why are mittens required of kittens to eat pie? Sounds like mama cat was being pretty unreasonable over some unnecssary kitten mittens? And what kind of pie would mittened kittens eat? And why were the kittens crying when they lost their mittens and then when they found their mittens? It sounds to me that this whole kitten mitten experience was very traumatic for these kittens both unmittened and mittened? Were these kitten mittens oven mittens to prevent parched paws for mittened kittens? Wait...when is the world ending?
 
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Oh Lordy! Here we go with the squirrels again!

Oh, Lawd! It's not an acorn! It's a COCONUT!
 
I thinks I likes deh red skwirls betta den deh greys.
Dey's cuter. No 'fense to Parsley, tho.
His an above avridge skwirl.

I'm sooo happy! We gots rains today. Didn't hafta drag deh hose out for to watah deh bales.
I needs to take more pics. It's a jungle out dere!

Hey! It's 8:28. Time to makes wiff deh sleepins. Goooood driftin' this evenin'. Much laughing.

Night-night, Drifters!
 
Oh, my. Pie.

Cherry and blackberry!

I was going to share, but the kittens had on their mittens, so couldn't hold their forks. The squirrels were crushed by coconuts. RoadTrash hasn't made it in from Tonopah. Brian Williams, well, I told him he wasn't welcome.

Besides, the world is about to end and Im hungry. I'm not waiting.
 

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We used to have a not very good paramedic at my former agency. Why and how he got promoted I won't bore you with, but he was not up to our usual standard for promotion. I was working in communications one day when he called in sick.

I took the call and made the proper notation on the roster. My comment "Death takes a sick day." was funny then, but would probably get me fired now.

That was back when people had a sense of humor. I miss those days.
 
From what I understand, this is the last month for humanity on planet Earth.
Nibiru, sometimes called a rogue planet, sometimes called a brown star, will pass by earth and the gravitation pull'll cause the earth's crust to shift.
This shift will cause volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis and other disasters globe wide.
It's been called an extinction level event.

It must be true, I heard it on the internet.

we can only hope.
 
Oh, my. Pie.

Cherry and blackberry!

I was going to share, but the kittens had on their mittens, so couldn't hold their forks. The squirrels were crushed by coconuts. RoadTrash hasn't made it in from Tonopah. Brian Williams, well, I told him he wasn't welcome.

Besides, the world is about to end and Im hungry. I'm not waiting.

I got as far as Memphis and saw you weren't waiting so I turned around and am heading back to Tonopah. Blackberry pie!!!!!! Arghhhhhhh...I love blackberry pie, sniff, sniff. Oh well maybe next time. Gotta find pie, gotta find pie, oh Lord I gotta find pie.
 
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