Let's do oxymorons again...

[robrossk]

"Drive on a parkway" and park on a driveway"

 

[KalamazooKid]

My 28-2 is a safe queen.

 

[gjgalligan]

Angry "For sale by owner"
Who else would it be for sale by???


City or county tax collector.

 

[BearBio]

The emphasis is on the "MORON" part in most cases!

 

[walkinghorse]

You must............

 

[Fishslayer]

"Rap music"

 

[Absalom]

Angry "For sale by owner"
Who else would it be for sale by???
....

Well, not to ruin a punchline, but in quite a few lines of business this is relevant info as it signifies you’ll be dealing with the owner and not a property management company, agent, or broker.

 

[Recusant]

Mini disaster

 

[mtgianni]

collective/corporate individualism

 

[FlyFish]

Large economy size

 

[misswired]

It's 'starting to stop' raining.

 

[lkabug]

Many people want to know the answers to the mysteries of the universe—the nature of Mankind, God, Creation, where is the Ark of The Covenant, what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, is Bigfoot real, where is Cleopatra's tomb, Who killed JFK?

I just want to know why most driver’s I see get in the passing lane, drive 20 miles under the speed limit, all the while on their phones texting.

Duhhhhh, it would be tooooo dangerous to be texting while doing the speed limit in the passing lane!

 

[swsig]

If you are a fan of the movie "Back to the Future", did it ever occur to you that it took place in fictional Hill Valley, a nice oxymoron right there!

My range has an oxymoron location: Valley Ridge Boulevard.

 

[ExRanger714]

My cousin says Meal, Ready to Eat is three lies for the price of one.

 

[tlawler]

"For the children"

Larry

“For the people”

If you’re in Florida, you know what I mean.

 

[bushmaster1313]

Unloaded Gun

 

[Rustyt1953]

"Soft-Point bullet".

 

[john14_18]

The Living Dead

 

[joeintexas]

Men at Work. Posted next to 6 guys leaning on their shovels.

 

[crstrode]

Good Lawyer.