Let's do oxymorons again...

[427mach1]

Who else would it be for sale by???

Once I sold a house I didn't own. It really upset the landlord!

 

[Rustyt1953]

"Civil war."

 

[5Wire]

False pretenses.

 

[federali]

George Carlin asked: why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

 

[Bullseye 2620]

How could I forget!?!

Congressional Ethics Committee

 

[6518John]

"Civil war."

“If he is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, then what is all the fighting about!!??”

I beleive that was George Carlin too.

 

[Kurusu]

Who else would it be for sale by???

Well, I've heard of a fellow (Victor Lustig) who sold the Eiffel Tower. More than once.

 

[PALADIN85020]

Organized political party.

Common sense strikes me as quite uncommon.

John

 

[tlawler]

Painfree vasectomy.

 

[DWalt]

Good Grief!

 

[Biker Bill]

An “Unexected Suprise”.

While not really an oxymoron, I would submit that all surprises are unexpected by definition.

 

[Farmer17]

Beautiful revolver for sale with some "honest wear"!

Why do NBA basketball coaches wear suits in hot, sweaty arenas, and NFL football coaches dress like slobs, and Major league baseball coaches who are old and fat wear uniforms like they are going to play?

 

[JohnRippert]

"Friendly fire" has always been my favorite. As the saying goes, "Friendly fire ain't."

 

[riverrat38]

Passive Agressive
Partial Zero Emissions
And, I have seen signs that read "Illegal Activity Not Permitted In This Area"!
Went Ballistic

Best,
Rick

 

[Old TexMex]

Inexpensive wedding.
Near miss.

 

[BC38]

Government assistance.

 

[carpriver]

the car is rock solid, Real food vs fake food, New and Improved, why is it new if you just improved it, shouldn't it be old and improved?

 

[leswad]

“Walls are old technology!”

 

[soFlaNative]

Quiet woman.

 

[6518John]

^^^^We have a winner!!!