Toilet Paper!

[JayFramer]

Guys you all better get you some toilet paper.

Here in Las Vegas the coronavirus scare is causing absolute and utter panic. Every single store around me is totally out of toilet paper and most disinfectants. Guys, DO NOT WAIT.

I was forced to buy a few sponges. I have some bleach here at the house and well... yeah that's where we are gang, please pray for me and I'll keep you all in my prayers are we face this horrid virus.

-Jay

 

[ContinentalOp]

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[bigwheelzip]

No worries mate. It's calm over here.

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[Eski]

Well you see, since face masks are unavailable the next best thing is to wrap your face in toilet paper to keep the virus away.

Seriously though, it amazes me how easily people freak out. Our grocery store was out of TP today. Luckily we're what folks like to call "preppers" and are in no danger of running out of toilet paper any time soon.

 

[billwill]

Wonder what an exchange rate would be between TP and 9mm? 6 rolls per gallon or 15 rounds per gallon. This is National Enquirer stuff. What a world.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[armadillo]

Us Americans can't tell the difference between a pandemic, a snow storm or a hurricane.

 

[ContinentalOp]

 

[Engineer1911]

Panic Preparedness is reaching new levels of stupidity. I thought Atlanta snow storms and gulf coast hurricanes brought out the stupidity in the buying public.

 

[Old Arkansawyer]

I better find my old Sears Catalog.

 

[Onomea]

Back in the 1970s, a Japanese pal of mine told me that while he'd been backpacking through Afghanistan in the late '60s he'd had occasion to use the local outhouse. Upon finishing his business, looking around for some TP, all he found was a pile of rocks and a hammer.

He didn't continue his story beyond that point, but I thought at the time it would be a bad bet to mess with the Afghans.

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

Back in the 1970s, a Japanese pal of mine told me that while he'd been backpacking through Afghanistan in the late '60s he'd had occasion to use the local outhouse. Upon finishing his business, looking around for some TP, all he found was a pile of rocks and a hammer.

He didn't continue his story beyond that point, but I thought at the time it would be a bad bet to mess with the Afghans.

Or at least to get into hand-to-hand combat with them.

 

[IAMSWUTIAMS]

I haven't been paying attention to this nonsense. I went to Costco today for our usual shopping trip, and no paper towels or bottled water. What is it that everyone is worried about?

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[Rustyt1953]

When I was in boot camp I was taught to fold the leading piece of paper on the roll at a 45° angle so the next occupant could find it after lights out.

I filed that piece of info away with hospital corners and gig lines.

 

[Ozark Marine]

Wow anyone else see T-Bone steak at .99 cents a pound in 1999?

 

[memtb]

We try to keep an inventory of 6 or 8 - 48 roll cases. Just a small component of being prepared for a "crappy" situation! memtb

 

[Jimmyjones]

I've still got 500 rolls left in my Y2K stash.

 

[jbtrucker]

I'm around truck stops and nasty Imbeciles that don't wash their hands so I keep a supply of wipes and sanitizer. Also have emergency roll of toilet paper

 

[Rpg]

All you need is a bidet.

No more toilet paper worries

 

[Bugkiller99]

Panic Preparedness is reaching new levels of stupidity. I thought Atlanta snow storms and gulf coast hurricanes brought out the stupidity in the buying public.

I cant speak to the former, but as far as hurricanes, its still does. Believe me, it does.