In the interest of brevity lets restrict this to t-shirts you have actually owned and worn. No fudging now...
I have seen about a squillion funny/cool t-shirts. Give us a few of your favorites.
. I get ****-faced drunk. How do you handle stress.
. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
. One of my Motocross bikes was a Hodaka. I had a t-shirt with the Hodaka logo which read Hodaka Handles.
. My grandkids gave me one that said: GRANDPA- The man, The myth, The legend.
. And my favorite: MAN RULE - NEVER GIVE UP THE GARAGE.

I have seen about a squillion funny/cool t-shirts. Give us a few of your favorites.
. I get ****-faced drunk. How do you handle stress.
. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
. One of my Motocross bikes was a Hodaka. I had a t-shirt with the Hodaka logo which read Hodaka Handles.
. My grandkids gave me one that said: GRANDPA- The man, The myth, The legend.
. And my favorite: MAN RULE - NEVER GIVE UP THE GARAGE.