Are you an ammo hoarder?

You might be an ammo hoarder if:
You have a 3-D map by caliber and loading of your ammo storage area.

If every door in your basement has a caliber label on the door, and there's more than one door.

If your neighbors notice UPS stops at your house every day.


WHAT? You have a "basement...?!
I guess that must be a Northern thing, but NOT in South Tejas... ;)
 
Not exactly on point, but sort-of?
A friend sent me this a while back, I can't imagine why though...

*Too Much or Not Enough?*

LOCATION...LOCATION... LOCATION…
You may have heard on the news about a
Southern California man who was put under
72-hour psychiatric observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.

The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone
owning 100,000 rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."

BUT…

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would
want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Alabama, ​
Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina he would be called
"a deer hunting buddy."

AND OF COURSE

In Texas he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo."
 
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