I just realized there aren't any; have you ever thought of that?

Perhaps because if one found out you told one; you'd get your neck wrung.....or worse.

__________________
Cheers, Charles
SWCA #2442

I am married to a redhead.I know better than to make jokes.

#10

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?

Say something.


#9

What do you call a redhead walking between two blondes?

An interpreter.


#8

What do redheads make for dinner?

Reservations.


#7

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

She unties you.


#6

Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?

They knew better.


#5

Why do so many guys date blondes?

All the redheads are taken.


#4

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.


#3

A redhead accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

"Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease brought on by stress," he informed her. "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he's in a good mood. For lunch and dinner make him nutritious meals. There should be no dessert in the house. No chocolate. No fighting. Don't burden him with chores or discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband whenever he wants it and be sure to satisfy his every whim even if this means doing things you wouldn't normally do. If you can do this for the next year or so, your husband should regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.

She sighed sadly and replied, "You're going to die."


#2

What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy?

A really miffed redhead with a yeast infection!


#1

How many redheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. She holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.

__________________
Keep on Chooglin'

Keep walking......

53136573hgceh_sm.jpg

Snubbyfan.........possibly the funniest post I have ever read.

I know! you made my day! You rock Snubbyfan!

__________________
Cheers, Charles
SWCA #2442

I agree!! And I am a redhead and so is my evil twin(she is the one that causes my trouble!)

As the father of a redhead and having had a redhaired girlfriend that hasn't spoken to me in 25 years-Ha!

If a Ginger drinks a ginger latte is that a form of cannibalism?

What do you call it when a Ginger looses her temper? A Ginger Snap.

My daughter, who is a Ginger, told me these. I was a Ginger until time turned me into a Snow Cap.

I always figured there weren't many redhead jokes because of what happens to red headed step children & people figuring that the gingers had enough to bear with that! I think I said what I meant to say...

__________________
Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire

Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes?
Someone told them to a redhead.

__________________
Don

my first two ex-wives were red heads. had a few dates with others but lied about my name and phone number. lee

Kind of a somewhat interesting note. Most of the men (myself included) on my paternal line, grew up with red hair and over time and into adulthood just turned a nice golden blonde. So, in other words, it's a miracle of science I can type this. Haha

__________________
Rather be outdoors

Also female redheads are generally magnificent and sublime.

I may be just a little hormonally biased.

I lived with one for two years who was mean as a snake, but others...<sigh>

__________________
Oh well, what the hell.

Unless your a redhead like ME! It's on now....

He is one.....An Irish red head walks out of a bar......

All anyone needs to know about redheads can be summed up in two words ...

Ann-Margaret

__________________
I'm with the banned ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l71pbhqnvNM

Speaking of blondes and redheads...

__________________
Rather be outdoors

Everyone who is Irish walks into a bar. They just can't walk out.

__________________
Don

Snubs, sometimes you just flat smack a thread right down. You nail it to the floor. I'd formulated a response but you did what you do and stole what little thunder I could have mustered.

But like I always do I forgive you Snubs, because of your brilliance. And you made me laugh.

Redheads...redheads are like a drug--they can be SO good for you, and so dangerous at the same time. And once you've had one, you might just get goofy for them...

Oh, Megan, you ruined me for blondes...

I must have missed something there - what's the connection?

An Irishman isn't considered drunk until he falls off the face of the earth....

My "X" is a red headed Italian........
No more need be said.

Best years of my life is since she is not in my life now....

And I'm married to a real blond.

__________________
Only difference Fool/Mule-ears

Redhead twins!!!! I'll spend a little time alone with that thought later.

I'd add two more: Maureen O'Hara.

Damn, I forgot Ginger Rogers.

__________________
Oh well, what the hell.

REDHEADS :
The girl at the next farm was a Redhead with green eyes. She was two years older than me and beautiful. HOWEVER she could really fight and had all the area guys scared of her. We played in the creek and woods together, but she was the leader and I DID NOT do anything to rile her. When I was 13 she informed me that I was to be her boyfriend and we would go to the movies together every Saturday. This ended when I reached 17 and joined the Military and went away from home. Later she married a guy and had a bunch of children.

I think the reason there are few redhead jokes is because they don't do stupid things like blondes do!

__________________
Bill

I've had some experience with redheads. All I can say is I would never be married to one. I would rather sleep with rattlesnakes or maybe a cougar.

__________________
That's just somebody talkin.

The greatest T.V. comedy of all time, I Love Lucy, was a redhead joke.

__________________
LIVE FROM THE DAWGHOUSE

Being married to a red head I plead the fifth regarding commenting to the post by snubbyfan.

Most times I read a snubbyfan post I feel like I should be paying a cover charge and buying at least two drinks.

John

__________________
Scoundrel & Ne'er-Do-Well

I usually hang on to the grass to avoid that.

__________________
That's just somebody talkin.

Wow two in a row, slow learner huh.

__________________
Don

Then comes part two:

I may get so drunk I have to crawl home, but by God I'll crawl home like an Irishman!

My first girlfriend was a Red Head, gosh I thought she was the one I was going to marry.
It is true what they say about their tempers, I met her ex boyfriends later in life and they said
"You must of been awful, when she gets mad she will always starts with your name first, then
she will correct herself in mid explosion"!!
I miss that gal
Oh, my current wife is not a red head

As a redhead and a Taurus this pretty well explains it. My temper does not have a short fuse but when it goes, look out! You won't know what hit you until its over and done.

Traditional traits of a Taurus woman include emotional strength, independence, loyalty, introversion, and a flair for the artistic. Taurus women are also genuine and tend to seek out the same quality in others. They don't become upset easily, but when they do, they have volatile tempers and the capacity for extreme stubbornness.

And yes, I am part Irish.

I'd prefer cash but I'll take a personal check.

__________________
Keep on Chooglin'

Dang, you sound like my kind of woman!!!


If I were 50 years younger I'd drive all the way to your town just for a drink..........and maybe some target practice!!!

Just picking on you as I see we are both in IOWA!!

If you were 50 years younger you wouldn't give a even a 1st look.
I'm a Grandma.

I "like" redheads (female only!) because I like to live dangerously!

P.S. Keep those posts comin'

__________________
gone

Young Johnny reached the age at which boys become very aware of girls. He was shy and not at all sure about what he should know, but it seemed awkward to talk about with his Dad. At a family gathering, he ran into his favorite uncle, his Dad's youngest brother. He's heard some stories about Uncle Bill being quite the social sort, so Johnny thought he would be a great source for information.

Uncle Bill, do you date a lot?
Yes, yes, I do.

Do you sleep with your dates?
Every one I can.

Ever sleep with a brunette?
Sure, lots of times.

What about a blonde?
Oh yes, many times.

What about a redhead?
Oh no, not a wink!

__________________
NHI, 10-8.

My wife is a red head.
She saw me laughing while reading this on my phone.
She read it.........
I am in serious but stable condition.
May get to go home by Christmas!!
The phone wasn't so lucky.

GrayGhost 99,
So far I'm luckier than you. I'm here today.
Last night I was rereading those redhead jokes posted by snubbyfan and my redheaded wife caught me laughing. I read a few of the redhead jokes to her and she seemed to be having a good laugh but upon reading, "What do redheads make for dinner? Reservations.", I think it struck a raw nerve and she chastised me, reminding me, "Don't forget. You've got to eat and you've got to sleep."
John
Eating out of boxes the next few days and sleeping light.

__________________
Scoundrel & Ne'er-Do-Well

That's a pretty volatile combination there. I once knew a redhead that had an Irish ancestry and was a Leo. She was a grenade without a pin.

__________________
That's just somebody talkin.

All considered I am quite stable. I've only busted a beer bottle over guy's head once and that was many years ago.

I was "bewitched" by a senior girl when I was an incoming sophomore. She was a copper haired beauty with emerald green eyes, I was speechless in her presence. Few other women have ever had that effect on me since, I suppose once bitten twice shy or something like that. A friend of mine once commented "Theres nothing cuter than a pretty redhead." I have to say that I tend to gravitate to the darker haired women but an exceptionally pretty red head is always going to be attractive.

Only once? I must say I'm impressed!

__________________
Oh well, what the hell.

Holy smokes I am an Aries and born in the year of the Dragon, we better never meet or WW I I I will start.

Eeerrrr full or empty bottle?

I must agree with your friend!! Here's my Heather!

Heather8wks.jpg

Pete

__________________
Don't tread on me

Empty, I wasn't gonna waste my beer.