The plural of "knife"

BaldEagle1313 · Sep 26, 2011

ditrina said:
One singledingle.. TWO singledingles...

Is this the party I'm speaking to??

No, it's supposed to be "is this the party to whom I'm speaking..."

Wait... wouldn't Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in belong in the "feeling old" thread going on in another part of the lounge?

sipowicz · Sep 26, 2011

Texas Star said:
It is, "knives". not, "knifes."

There is no period within the sentence. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

ditrina · Sep 26, 2011

BaldEagle1313 said:
No, it's supposed to be "is this the party to whom I'm speaking..."

Wait... wouldn't Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in belong in the "feeling old" thread going on in another part of the lounge?

Fixed it.. THX....
BTW I AM OLD>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sock it To Me??

calmex · Sep 26, 2011

BaldEagle1313 said:
Just like the plural of "wife" is "wives". Believe me, with my family's history, I know the plural of wife...

I like all of my wifes. They are all real dears.

feralmerril · Sep 26, 2011

If we can have beers why cant we have deers?

rags · Sep 26, 2011

Did someone call a meeting?

BaldEagle1313 · Sep 26, 2011

PA Reb said:
ALrighty then! So what's the correct pleural term for the Canada goose?

Well, since the pleural cavity surrounds the lungs, I would say in reference to a Canada goose the correct term is... HONK! HONK! HONK!

Plural of goose is geese. Plural geese is great big piles of feces on the beach.

Why yes, I am usually a smart-***.

GatorFarmer · Sep 26, 2011

My old associate, Meat Cutter Greg, used to simply call them "stabberin' tools". That man was a vertiable poet in some ways. Solemn nod.

BaldEagle1313 · Sep 26, 2011

feralmerril said:
If we can have beers why cant we have deers?

I thought the plural of beer was "keg"...

DeathGrip · Sep 26, 2011

ditrina said:
Fixed it.. THX....
BTW I AM OLD>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sock it To Me??

"Very En-ter-es-ting bot stupid."

Kanewpadle · Sep 26, 2011

We got to many class clowns around hear!

RonJ · Sep 26, 2011

Ain't it kanifes?

TheHobbyist · Sep 26, 2011

@ the OP:

Na na na...you got it all wrong...it is pronounced " Ka-niffs".

Gasman1972 · Sep 26, 2011

I dont like knifes I like soards. dey make me feel like I am samureye wareeur.

DeathGrip · Sep 26, 2011

When I were little my daddie bot me a nifie.I sune kut my pinkie.Dont play with nifies.

sheriffoconee · Sep 26, 2011

2761377 said:
worrying about knives or knifes is way down the list of incorrect usage online. the most egregious imo is the non-word alot

robert w.

irregardless, I like all my knifes alot!!!!!

ThirtyAcres · Sep 26, 2011

sipowicz said:
The affect of this can be hard on some people. Luckily I am not effected.

Sir, you deserve a metal made out of medal.

gregintenn · Sep 26, 2011

Bob & Tom - Joe Jefferson Vocabulary Builder Upper - YouTube
Maybe you should try the Joe Johnson Vocabulary Builder Upper. Hit werked fur me!

deerhtr · Sep 26, 2011

no feetuses is them things that grow in your wifs belly

pff · Sep 26, 2011

PA Reb said:
ALrighty then! So what's the correct pleural term for the Canada goose?

Canukians.

The plural of "knife"

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