The plural of "knife"

[BaldEagle1313]

One singledingle.. TWO singledingles...

Is this the party I'm speaking to??

No, it's supposed to be "is this the party to whom I'm speaking..."

Wait... wouldn't Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in belong in the "feeling old" thread going on in another part of the lounge?

 

[sipowicz]

It is, "knives". not, "knifes."

There is no period within the sentence. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

 

[ditrina]

No, it's supposed to be "is this the party to whom I'm speaking..."

Wait... wouldn't Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in belong in the "feeling old" thread going on in another part of the lounge?

Fixed it.. THX....
BTW I AM OLD>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sock it To Me??

 

[calmex]

Just like the plural of "wife" is "wives". Believe me, with my family's history, I know the plural of wife...

I like all of my wifes. They are all real dears.

 

[feralmerril]

If we can have beers why cant we have deers?

 

[rags]

Did someone call a meeting?

 

[BaldEagle1313]

ALrighty then! So what's the correct pleural term for the Canada goose?

Well, since the pleural cavity surrounds the lungs, I would say in reference to a Canada goose the correct term is... HONK! HONK! HONK!

Plural of goose is geese. Plural geese is great big piles of feces on the beach.

Why yes, I am usually a smart-***.

 

[GatorFarmer]

My old associate, Meat Cutter Greg, used to simply call them "stabberin' tools". That man was a vertiable poet in some ways. Solemn nod.

 

[BaldEagle1313]

If we can have beers why cant we have deers?

I thought the plural of beer was "keg"...

 

[DeathGrip]

Fixed it.. THX....
BTW I AM OLD>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sock it To Me??

"Very En-ter-es-ting bot stupid."

 

[Kanewpadle]

We got to many class clowns around hear!

 

[RonJ]

Ain't it kanifes?

 

[TheHobbyist]

@ the OP:

Na na na...you got it all wrong...it is pronounced " Ka-niffs".

 

[Gasman1972]

I dont like knifes I like soards. dey make me feel like I am samureye wareeur.

 

[DeathGrip]

When I were little my daddie bot me a nifie.I sune kut my pinkie.Dont play with nifies.

 

[sheriffoconee]

worrying about knives or knifes is way down the list of incorrect usage online. the most egregious imo is the non-word alot

robert w.

irregardless, I like all my knifes alot!!!!!

 

[ThirtyAcres]

The affect of this can be hard on some people. Luckily I am not effected.

Sir, you deserve a metal made out of medal.

 

[gregintenn]

Bob & Tom - Joe Jefferson Vocabulary Builder Upper - YouTube
Maybe you should try the Joe Johnson Vocabulary Builder Upper. Hit werked fur me!

 

[deerhtr]

no feetuses is them things that grow in your wifs belly

 

[pff]

ALrighty then! So what's the correct pleural term for the Canada goose?

Canukians.