The plural of "knife"

[semperfi71]

Wut wuz tha qwesstchun agin???

 

[BaldEagle1313]

At the rate it's going the only way this thread will die is if Lee locks it... and I admit my own guilt in perpetuating it.

 

[sipowicz]

People need to stop responding so it can die on it's own. If you agree, please post "yes" three times...(you need at least ten characters)

 

[pilgrim6a]

This must be a new type of 'puter virus. It seems to have messed up your spell check. Everybody should rud yourrrrrrrrrrr any vreture progum.
GraB NAbbit%%%% noow IVVe gotit.++

 

[DeathGrip]

People need to stop responding so it can die on it's own. If you agree, please post "yes" three times...(you need at least ten characters)

Nein nien ninez Shultz.

 

[Onomea]

yes yes yes!

 

[moonclip]

Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse

......moon

 

[jlrhiner]

Stop it, I said.

 

[johnsonl]

This is the thread that will never die
It rambles on, I don't know why
Causing pain, dissent and strife
All because some guy said "knifes"!

 

[DeathGrip]

Theirs no place like home

theres no place like home

they'rs no place like home

 

[CajunBass]

Eye tuke typ0 io1. 1 kan muke thim ash while sa rede tuhm.

 

[dcxplant]

worrying about knives or knifes is way down the list of incorrect usage online. the most egregious imo is the non-word alot

robert w.

How about 'irregardless"... It's amazing how many times I've heard that from condescending type A's, gives me chuckle.

 

[sheriffoconee]

irregardless, I conversate about knifes alot....

 

[handejector]

Some times reading these boards or listening to TV, I think that a lot of folks slept through sentence diagramming and verb tense drills.

Wale, weave awl had a reel swale thyme with this, butt it is thyme to kwit.
We, awl, make some, Inglesh buebues.

And, I haft to give thought to haw it effects udders- if it is making verbs tense and causing sentences to be diagrahamed, it could get ugly.