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I've owned a motorcycle shop for 50 years anytime a customer brings his bike in for a problem first thing i ask is what has he done or had someone else worked on in the last year 70% of the time i find the problem with that work I had a customer that every time he had a problem he tried to fix...

I was a crew member on B52 and huey helicopters i was issued a 1911 45 acp and when I got discharged the supply clerk told me to keep it because they had a overstock of 1911 and mine looked too worn out ?? But my first weapon was a Smith and Wesson 38 special that had a bent barrel Sent from...

They called me a hero when I came home The true heros never came home Sent from my LG-K371 using Tapatalk

Don't let it turn into a pissing match Sent from my LG-K371 using Tapatalk

I broke my lazy boy and had to switch over to a old stand by my worn out couch I've found out that by positioning my couch 10 ft 2 inches from the big screen TV and laying my head on a pillow and closing my eye lids that there no holes in my eye lids I've done this almost every day to verify...

I love the critter in Belize I owned 50 acres of jungle and found out quickly that jaguars love chickens so much for my dreams of having eggs for breakfast I owned a small shack on that land and every night before bed time I made sure all windows and doors where shut tight but durning the...

In my younger years TV's where my curse i was a regular visitor to the drug store to test tube's At one time i had two TV's stacked on top of each other one tv had picture the other had sound I found after a few too many adult beverages it was important to match the picture with the sound...

While sleeping in a sleeping bag in the desert on a motorcycle trip i woke up and felt something moving at the bottom on bag quickly got outta the bag and shook the bag out then a rather large diamond back rattler hit the ground....we both departed in different directions at a rapid pace Sent...

My father inlaw had a 50 chevy 2 door he bought it new and drove it to work every day it always started in North Dakota winter days other then oil changes and tuneups he never repaired it I tryed to buy it after he died but his wife junked it for 25.00 Sent from my LG-K371 using Tapatalk

I've found its impossible to fix stupid and it's even harder to correct incompetence Sent from my LG-K371 using Tapatalk

I've gone into chase banks trying to split a $100 bill into some $20s they will not do it unless I have a account ??? Sent from my SM-S975L using Tapatalk

All the time favorite place to hide goodies is under the bed plus I've got 2 sheds 12 X 20 ft full of forgotten treasures. ...but at my age the kids will discover all these forgotten treasures before I have time or the energy to clean them out Pappy Sent from my SM-S975L using Tapatalk

I had the whole tread come off my left rear outside tire once at 70 mph and the screwy thing about it was it still holding air I drove another 20 miles home before it blew and that was a good thing because I didn't have a way to change the tire out until I got home anyways Sent from my SM-S975L...

I've had tires come apart just sitting and not moving this is especially true on my trailers they separate around the tread area and they just blow up Sent from my SM-S975L using Tapatalk

In the military we had our inspection boots new never worn spit shined to high gloss then covered with glow coat floor polish (what a pain in the butt) Sent from my SM-S975L using Tapatalk

You mite need to re dye your boots first then polish them I use Kiwi Dye and polish Sent from my SM-S975L using Tapatalk

Been thru Atlanta many times and rush hour is a parking lot anyways and it become worse if there's any construction or accidents on the highway If I need to even come close to Atlanta I'll try for early morning 3am or later at nite 11pm I'm a country boy we mite slow down to 60 mph if there's a...

I mow 5 acres during growing season and the best thing I ever did was to buy a grasshopper diesel 72" mower now I don't spend all weekend mowing just a couple hours and I'm done These mowers aren't cheap but it will last a lifetime I bought mine new retail price was $17000 I didn't pay that much...

I have a grasshopper 430D 72" deck diesel powered this mower will last a lifetime it's a zero turn commercial grade lawn mower I mow my 5 acres every week during mowing season If you mow acreage you should buy one that's as wide as possible I like my 72" deck and because I have a diesel motor it...

That's why in the wild some mothers eat their offspring Sent from my SM-S975L using Tapatalk