Am I a Redneck?
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pilgrim6a
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Here, Hold my Beer.
Have you ever been up to your backside in mud, in your best clothes, changing a tire for some one you never laid eyes on before?
Have you ever seen someone (never seen before) up to his hubs in mud, told him to wait there, while you drive home for a tow strap, pull them out and refuse to take money?
Has the above ever happened to you and you spend the next month looking for 3 people to help, just so you can break even?
I don't know if you are , but you have seen this happen, you have seen a REDNECK!
Have you ever been up to your backside in mud, in your best clothes, changing a tire for some one you never laid eyes on before?
Have you ever seen someone (never seen before) up to his hubs in mud, told him to wait there, while you drive home for a tow strap, pull them out and refuse to take money?
Has the above ever happened to you and you spend the next month looking for 3 people to help, just so you can break even?
I don't know if you are , but you have seen this happen, you have seen a REDNECK!
Have ya ever shot rats in yer backyard off the top of a hot tub?
No, but I have opened a patio door so my brother-in-law could take a shot at a coyote from the breakfast table.
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RobertJ.
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Have ya ever shot rats in yer backyard off the top of a hot tub?
I can't say that I have, but I've shot starlings from the front porch of a restaurant that I used to work at in eastern Oregon!
Have ya ever shot rats in yer backyard off the top of a hot tub?
Not rats, but I did shoot a deer out the kitchen window a couple of years ago. And I shot a deer with an arrow out the back door at a buddies house 13 years ago. My buddies wife did not find it amusing coming home from work, opening the garage door and seeing her husband and I drinking a few cold ones while skinning a deer in HER garage. She STILL reminds me not to shoot the critters that wander into her back yard.
I take that back about not shooting rats, sort of. If you consider tree rats to be rats. A few years ago I declared war on the squirrels around my house. They chewed a hole in the soffit board of my house. I shot a bunch of them in the attic with 22 rat shot. and a bunch more out in the yard with a 1000 FPS pellet gun.
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I'm interested in what gun/ammo combo is hot tub safe?
// I'm not sure I want to know where you holstered it....
This made my night...I feel like a celebrity
The man who started all this, Jeff Foxworthy, said it best, that being a redneck is a glorious lack of sophistication. It fits, I wear it.
All the Cola I drnk has bubbas.
Fishslayer
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
I'm interested in what gun/ammo combo is hot tub safe?
// I'm not sure I want to know where you holstered it....
Gotta pay attention.
http://smith-wessonforum.com/lounge/184266-you-might-redneck-if.html
Do they sell that in Virginia??
Do they sell that in Virginia??
Do they sell that in Virginia??
DeathGrip
US Veteran
They sell Bimbo Bread at W-Mart.
Bullseye 2620
Member
Honestly, I enjoy being a redneck. Nobody expects anything out of the unusual from me. I walk around the house without a shirt or shoes on. I do not care how many miles is on my cars as long as they run. The truck has two gun racks mounted inside the cab. I attend as many NASCAR races as I can, having regular seats at Talladega. I do not own a pair of tennis shoes or regular shoes but have 9 pair of western boots, the only type footwear I have put on my feet in over 55 years.
My concessions to being a hard shelled redneck are few. I do not drink beer. Crown Royal is much better. I wear suits to funerals, church and court.
My concessions to being a hard shelled redneck are few. I do not drink beer. Crown Royal is much better. I wear suits to funerals, church and court.
OK Hog Shooter
Member
My deer stand is made from a green plastic lawn chair with the legs cut off and sittin between two cedars on the ground cuz I don't want to fall offen it when I go to sleep. I think I are one!
Gutpile Charlie
US Veteran
I did something like #42!
I was flying a Cessna 150 and taking off from Nevada, MO.
As I reached flying speed and was just starting to rotate...I heard this horrific banging noise on the left side of the aircraft, right behind the door.
I aborted the take off...shut 'er down...came to a stop on the runway and opened the door and looked outside.
I really thought that there was something wrong with the wheel...and the bearing had gone berserk...and it was coming off... or something!
Guess what?
The "buckle" end of the left hand...(passenger seat)....seat belt was behind me, I was sitting on it, and it was hanging outside the left door....beating the **** out of the side of the plane!
The flight service station gave me a call on the radio and asked what was wrong? Why had I aborted the takeoff?
NEVERMIND!
I was flying a Cessna 150 and taking off from Nevada, MO.
As I reached flying speed and was just starting to rotate...I heard this horrific banging noise on the left side of the aircraft, right behind the door.
I aborted the take off...shut 'er down...came to a stop on the runway and opened the door and looked outside.
I really thought that there was something wrong with the wheel...and the bearing had gone berserk...and it was coming off... or something!
Guess what?
The "buckle" end of the left hand...(passenger seat)....seat belt was behind me, I was sitting on it, and it was hanging outside the left door....beating the **** out of the side of the plane!
The flight service station gave me a call on the radio and asked what was wrong? Why had I aborted the takeoff?
NEVERMIND!
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