Annoyed at thread drift

[snubbyfan]

I don't think pancakes can shingle a doghouse.

Pancakes don't have opposable thumbs to grip a hammer.

They can have penguins do it, oh wait, penguins don't have hands.

 

[Hillbilly77]

They can have penguins do it, oh wait, penguins don't have hands.

Here we go again.....

 

[snubbyfan]

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out.

John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."

Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."

So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."

And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.

Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."

Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!!"

The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"

"Not always," answers Jessica, "only when he's drunk."

 

[timn8er]

Yet again with the penguins...always the penguins.

 

[shouldazagged]

282 average sized pancakes for an average sized dog house.

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I like that.

As for the damn penguins, I vote we switch to voles or wildebeest or something sensible for a change. Wombats maybe.

 

[steamloco76]

Wombats? No way,the Platypus is the real deal.

 

[alde]

I'm just not seeing it. You guys have it all wrong. Blue is the right color for the Pinto Wagon.

 

[snubbyfan]

I like that.

As for the damn penguins, I vote we switch to voles or wildebeest or something sensible for a change. Wombats maybe.

First you catch a chicken.

 

[steamloco76]

This thread is really going to the bulls

 

[alde]

This thread is really going to the bulls

Now I'm hungry for a steak.

 

[boatme99]

Hamburger, Cheeseburger, and T-Bone stretch their legs at the whistlestop.

 

[jell-dog]

If it clears leather, it better bark!

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[vonn]

May be your best post ever!

 

[steamloco76]

Can't pull your pants up over underwear that isn't there. Commando is how some people go.

 

[Rex Goliath]

Is it safe to use bacon grease as a firearms lubricant?

 

[Mcwsky09]

Is it safe to use bacon grease as a firearms lubricant?

I love the smell of bacon fire in the morning?

 

[snubbyfan]

Is it safe to use bacon grease as a firearms lubricant?

Well, they make turkey bacon, why not a bacon turkey?

 

[steamloco76]

Beetabaga fajita in a pita!

 

[jell-dog]

rember, bacon also tastes better when wrapped in backon