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Bacon.... What's wrong with bacon or it's fat?

Was making some fried chicken & mashed taters the other day. Normally I boil the taters until done, add milk, salt, pepper, butter, a bit chicken bullion. Since I save my bacon fat in the fridge for occasions I decided to add a couple of dollops of bacon fat to it. Yumm....
 
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The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you?
He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. ' The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night .'
The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. ' Good morning,' he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'

He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night...
 
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you?
He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. ' The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night .'
The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. ' Good morning,' he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'

He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night...
Sounds like my deer camp,you really gotta keep your eye on some of those guys! Should have seen the show the night a rattler showed up in one of the bedrooms. Large rifles ready to blow the place apart,funniest thing ever.:D:D:eek:
 
I have a potential post, it's 42 meters long. Worthy of reading I assure you. But I feel I should be asking permission...
 
Can't do it. It's a story that needs to be read in its entirety. IMHO, it is the greatest short story ever written
 
If today was tomorrow, yesterday...then today will be yesterday, tomorrow.

yep yep

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