Annoyed at thread drift

[bigride]

Too early for flapjacks?

 

[BigCityChief]

It's 0256 Zulu Time!

 

[BigCityChief]

Too early for flapjacks?

Not at all!
Try some of these.

 

[timjake]

Me and you and a dog named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off the land
Me and you and a dog named Boo
How I love bein' a free man

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TFQeJ-pQJ4"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TFQeJ-pQJ4[/ame]

 

[BigCityChief]

Ummmm...did I miss anything?

 

[BigCityChief]

Time to go!

 

[jell-dog]

Ummmm...did I miss anything?

Ponies, dogs and bears!! OH MY!!

 

[Arik]

Need the boys! FIRE!

 

[Arik]

I can't bear it anymore,

 

[Arik]

Not at all!
Try some of these.

 

[bigride]

My wife doesn't want me to shave my mustache.

I don't like syrup on pancakes...just butter.

Every time the movie "Where Eagles Dare" is on television, I always stop channel surfing to watch it.

Secretly, I always wished the coyote would eat the roadrunner.

What do my eyes do behind my eyelids while I am sleeping? I can't sleep because I am pondering this very question.

Rural. Rural. Rural. When I say "rural," I sound like Scooby-Doo.

 

[BigCityChief]

We have a solution for what ails you.[emoji3]

 

[pawngal]

Geez, I go to the range for a couple of hours and you all go half crazy.
Gotta go back and play catchup.

 

[skrazo]

Geez, I go to the range for a couple of hours and you all go half crazy.
Gotta go back and play catchup.

While the cat is away ................?

 

[pawngal]

HEY pawngal!!

Well, I'll bet the bear has stronger nails than I do!
But......... I could cause some hurt with mine.

 

[pawngal]

So you want to start a thread on Pot? We'll need to bring in some of the experts!

You missed the Pot master himself Willie Nelson

 

[pawngal]

Well folks, I got my first genuine "infraction" two days ago (posting chain email.......not gonna belabor or contest it). So..............now do I get a special "belly up" place at the Drifters' Bar?

Or..........are y'all gonna shun me?

I'm still a virgin in "that area" kinda surprises that I have kept my pottie mouth in check.

 

[timn8er]

Me and you and a dog named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off the land
Me and you and a dog named Boo
How I love bein' a free man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TFQeJ-pQJ4

Kill it!!! Kill it!!!

 

[shouldazagged]

You know, I have dreams that start like this, but somehow, somewhere, a tragic & disappointing turn is taken, & I wake up screaming...but that's normal, right?

Did you hear what Herve Villachaize did in support of Little People of limited means?

He built an apartment hotel scaled to the size of the average little person. Everything in it was half-sized--toilets, bathtubs, kitchen appliances, the lot. And he set up a fund so that any little person could stay in one of the apartments free of charge for up to six months.

It came to be known as the Stay-Free Mini Pad.

I'll just go hide under those rocks over there, shall I?

 

[bigride]

Did you hear what Herve Villachaize did in support of Little People of limited means?

He built an apartment hotel scaled to the size of the average little person. Everything in it was half-sized--toilets, bathtubs, kitchen appliances, the lot. And he set up a fund so that any little person could stay in one of the apartments free of charge for up to six months.

It came to be known as the Stay-Free Mini Pad.

I'll just go hide under those rocks over there, shall I?

Where's Lerch?