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What's the best caliber for crayons?
Well...I no longer own a Glock. Longest 3 days of my life.
Just pretend this is witty.
Just pretend this is witty.
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Just getting here,long hot day in my shop. Just the first week of a long summer! Loknload is sorta hard on his colors today,must be getting bored! Pretty sure that grand daughter will fix any boredom problems,I know mine do.
He's been posting here,too.the Cockatoo, I mean...
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Have never heard of synthol before but that can't be good for you!
A blanco ctg from an over and umber.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition, because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition, because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife..."
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife..."
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say "you don't look that old."
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper...
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
I usually get the "where'd ya park your sarcophagus"?
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Went to purchase some breakfast sausage and smoked turkey at the local meat/butcher shop. A lady was buying some soft drinks, asked if I had ever tried one, and gave me one to try. It was quite a treat. Kindness ain't dead yet...fitz's cream soda.
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