Annoyed at thread drift

[GaryS]

My wife's perspective on RVs and Campers

She doesn't like them.

I've never seriously considered one because I consider them an expensive way to travel. I know a lot of people like them. I have no problem with that, to each his own.

We were on the highway today and passed a RV. My wife commented that the husband looked happy driving it. I asked her about his wife.

"She's probably thinking, 'I'm in this truck and a kitchen is following me everywhere I go.' "

Later on we saw a horse trailer being towed by a pickup. My wife commented that at least the guy driving the truck wasn't towing his kitchen with him.

I laugh, she's funny.

The last time I mentioned that we should get an RV, she said I could do that with my second wife.

I found out that introducing her as "My first wife." is not as funny as I thought it would be.

 

[snubbyfan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOyj4ciJk34

 

[Bugkiller99]

A guy has a Glock for sale on a local forum.

Partial description as follows.


Description : GLOCK 23 GEN 2
POLISHED SLIDE
NIGHT SIGHTS
POLISHED INTERNALS
POLISHED PINS
POLISHED MAG RELEAS
POLISHED EXTENDED SLIDE RELEASE
ALL NEW INTERAL PARTS
3.5 # TRIGGER
WOLF TRIGGER SPRING KIT
TITANIUM SAFTEY PLUNGER
LOADED ROUND INDICATOR
STAINLESS STEEL GUIDE ROD

His avatar is "Glock Perfection".

No doubt the irony escapes him.

Boy, I must be tired. But the light bulb came on and I almost wet my pants laughing.

Probably not nice to copy that and post in on the GLOCK forum.

 

[shouldazagged]

Geodes rock.

 

[boatme99]

Subduction leads to orogeny.

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[snubbyfan]

Venturies lead to Burnelies.

 

[boatme99]

The A 10 leads to King's Lynn.

 

[GtownGeorge]

Just had to google it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDJNE9oMjdk

 

[GtownGeorge]

So, you survive the zombie apocalypse and WW III breakes out over the last can of bacon?

 

[shouldazagged]

There is probably no truth to the ugly rumor that Ditrina secretly pigs out on Spaghetti-O's.

Almost certainly not true.

 

[williamlayton]

Grits !
Blessings

 

[steamloco76]

Please save me a pound or two of 4350 when this thread gets there. Need to load some .30-06!

 

[shouldazagged]

Nay, my liege, 'tis the French knight in the plate armor. The Czech is in the mail.

Sorry...

 

[boatme99]

Nay, my liege, 'tis the French knight in the plate armor. The Czech is in the mail.

Sorry...

"Tee, hee."
"Chuckle, chuckle."
"Guffaw!"

 

[snubbyfan]

A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear.

Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears. Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to Yellowstone.

They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study the animals.

They pleaded that this was their only chance, and finally the ranger relented.

The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told to report in every day. For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists.

The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp completely ravaged, with no sign of the missing men. Following the trails of a male and a female bear, they finally caught up with the female. Fearing an international incident, they decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientist. They killed the female and opened the stomach to find the remains of the Russian.

One ranger turned to the other and said, " You know what this means, don't you?" The other ranger responded..

"I guess it means the Czech's in the male."

 

[boatme99]

"HA! Good one!"

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[boatme99]

Ok. Now it's just getting silly.
Give me that. It's time to change the channel.

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[Shorty 45 MK2]

Hey...who turned out the lights?!?!

 

[boatme99]

Hey...who turned out the lights?!?!

Shhh. There's nothing to be afraid of.

 

[Jessie]

Spooky, but I also still like chocolate chip cookies.

 

[stonehorses]

Drifters......

found on the game cam. No lions or tigers, just a few bears and a couple of bucks.

 

[boatme99]

Bare and buck...

 

[jell-dog]

Like cookies?

Spooky, but I also still like chocolate chip cookies.

 

[Jessie]

That looks like one happy gal!

 

[Jessie]

found on the game cam. No lions or tigers, just a few bears and a couple of bucks.

I'm not a bear hunter, but that's one nice buck!

 

[Old 44 Guy]

I passed my sleep Apnea test today.