Annoyed at thread drift

[timn8er]

Can't sleep

Dinner is fighting back

I bet that's how the anti-broccolites on this site envision this wonderful vegetable...

 

[M&P Freak]

First, he wouldn't hunt. Then he disappears for a week and comes home looking like this.

Any advice?

 

[timn8er]

First, he wouldn't hunt. Then he disappears for a week and comes home looking like this.

Any advice?

Does Purina make a ganga flavored dog bone?

 

[Rustyt1953]

First, he wouldn't hunt. Then he disappears for a week and comes home looking like this.

Any advice?

So that's who Lil' Bob was hangin' with.
I smell ganja!

 

[Rustyt1953]

Bears can't read!!!!

 

[BigCityChief]

What are you guys waiting for to get it done, a memo?

Precisely

 

[BigCityChief]

Bears can't read!!!!

Ahem...

 

[BigCityChief]

The dirigible is out of service for maintenance. Does this contraption look safe to you?

 

[jell-dog]

It really isn't that big of a deal. It's not like it hasn't been done before. I remember seing it done plenty of times. Maybe not as much then, but there was still plenty of it. If more people did it I think it would work even better. Give it a try.

EXACTLY what are you proposing we "try"?
Do you REALLY want one of us DRIFTERS moderating this thread?
OH the huge manitee!
JD

 

[ditrina]

Uhhh any o'youse guy got a light??

 

[Rustyt1953]

None for me thanks!

 

[jell-dog]

What are you guys waiting for to get it done, a memo?

ChattanoogaPhil,
The last time we were supposed to get a memo, it got twisted up inda drift and NO ONE got it!!!

BTW
Are you related to PunxsutawneyPhil??

 

[BigCityChief]

Uhhh any o'youse guy got a light??

Yeah, sure. Try this.

 

[Dennis The B]

Yeah, sure. Try this.

Now, where's my tape of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"??

 

[BigCityChief]

Now, where's my tape of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"??

Right here.

 

[Isis1200L]

SO! It's Friiiii Daaaaay!
I'm gonna make this short and sweet, 'cause that's me in a nutshell.
Have a great weekend, Drifters.
I've got lots to do so I may not be Drifting back to this locale for a bit.
I know. I know. All works and no plays makes for a dull Goddess, but this diety has no minions to do her yardwork.
I will be thinking of you while I makes my bacons and cheesies and egg sammich for breakfast t'marra.

Night-night!

 

[jell-dog]

First, he wouldn't hunt. Then he disappears for a week and comes home looking like this.

Any advice?

Call Janis Joplin and tell her you found her dog

 

[jell-dog]

 

[snubbyfan]

We did our yard workin' today. Cut our grass for the first time this year.
Started out the day goin' for some hydro-therapy but they hadn't fired up the heat in the indoor pool at the facility. Still had the sauna and 2 hot tubs to relax in. We're goin' again tomorrow, hope the water's warm.

 

[BigCityChief]

Nighty night! DRIFTING OUTTA HERE.

 

[timn8er]

ChattanoogaPhil,
The last time we were supposed to get a memo, it got twisted up inda drift and NO ONE got it!!!

BTW
Are you related to PunxsutawneyPhil??

Man that is one scary looking groundhog! I don't need no prediction; I'll just wait for a weather guy to lie about it...

 

[snubbyfan]

A very loud Texan Engineer was visiting Australia, and talking big about all of the large civil works in the USA that he was involved in. To be polite his Australian counterpart took him on a tour of some of Sydney's larger constructions.

First he took him to Gladesville Bridge. The Texan exclaimed, "What's that!" In reply the Australian said, "That's the Gladesville Bridge".

"Hmmph" said the Texan, "How long and how many men did it take to build?" The Australian replied, "About 5 years with 1000 men."

The Texan replied, "Well in Texas we would've done it in 2 years with 500 men."

Next they went to the Sydney Opera House. "What's that" said the Texan. "That's the Sydney Opera House" was the reply.

"Hmmph" said the Texan, "How long and how many men did it take to build?" The Australian replied, "About 10 years with 200 men."

The Texan replied "Well in Texas we would've done it in 4 years with 200 men."

By this stage the Australian was a little put out by the Texan's attitude so he decided to get some revenge, they walked around the Sydney Opera House and as they did the Sydney Harbor Bridge came into view.

Immediately the Texan exclaimed, "Wow! What's that?"

The Australian Engineer replied, "I don't know, it wasn't there yesterday."

 

[pawngal]

I am very disappointed with you guys.
No wise acre comments about lutefisk directed at me.
You don't miss me

Its all right, really.
Been busy
Tomorrow night crawfish boil at the Lost Cajun

 

[Rustyt1953]

Can't do that to you. I've actually eaten lutefisk.
Still can't grow hair on my tongue. Silly me!

 

[BigCityChief]

He should see a dentist. While the teeth appear to be sound, the gums look inflamed.

 

[bigride]

It's 12:01.

Just pretend this is witty.

 

[jell-dog]

bigride it's 12:03am!
YMMV
goodnight!

 

[BigCityChief]

It's 12:01.

Just pretend this is witty.

An hour later in my neck of the woods. Distant freight train horns woke me up.

 

[BigCityChief]

It's 12:01.

Just pretend this is witty.

 

[loknload]